Top Or Bottom: Mark Wahlberg

I’ve made my feelings about Mark Wahlberg fairly clear in the past. To revisit – dickhead but hot dickhead. The above photo I ganked from TMZ just illustrates it so well. Hot body, cute face, looks like a total d-bag. His personality will cleanse your man pussy back to showroom new! Wow, I really wrote that.

Anyway, Marky Mark strikes me as a total top. True, he’s not going to be getting with dudes in this reality ever, but if he WAS…well, he seems like he’d be very bossy as he sticks it in. “Higher, lower, stick your ass back, faggot!” That sort of thing. What do you think? Vote after the break!

– J. Harvey


43 thoughts on “Top Or Bottom: Mark Wahlberg

  1. I voted total bottom, somewhat for wishful thinking, but I love to think that guys who are tops in day to day things are total bottoms when it comes to sex. 
    (does that makes sense?)

  2. I was just going to say the same thing!  Donnie has gotten so much sexier as he has gotten older.

  3. Not only does it make sense, it is VERY often the case. I dated a pretty major Wall Street exec for a while, and he was a TOTAL bottom (well, he did me occasionally, but mostly he just wanted to get fucked) – and he was actually ‘out’ at work, but he was funny about anyone finding out he loved to take it up the ass….

  4. I think in his younger years he would have been versatile, but now just a top. 

    I never jumped on the Donnie bandwagon is he really looking that much better than Markie?

  5. for all of his butch, tough-guy persona, i bet this guy really loves having his ass plowed.

  6. The douchebag doth protest too much. Mark Wahlberg has made a second career out of making homophobic remarks, but he tips his hand, when it comes to George Clooney. Those two have made a deal with the Devil. They make lots of extra money by refusing to dispel the rumors about them. They actually joke about it, but many a truth is said in jest.

    The problem is that Wahlberg still lives in the past. He cannot bear to actually come out or even play a gay character. Brokeback Mountain? Hell no! So, those two keep their loud and rough fuck sessions secret. After playing real men the live long day, they fight over who gets to bottom.

  7. I agree, Mark and George are both straight. Every good looking man is not gay. Many gay men wish this to be true, but in the real world, they’re not gay.

  8. I think he would like to get it on with guys. Back in 2006 he was making a movie with Tyrese and I heard he was working out at the gym I used to go. One day I come down the stairs to use a machine and there’s this short guy with another stocky dude working on it. He turned out to be Mark and he looked at me and stared for about 5 seconds. At first I didn’t recognize him, but then I figured it out who he was and found it creepy and sexy that he was checking me out. So I can see him owning my ass and pounding it hard. 

  9. He comes across as a total tough guy top,but those are often the ones that like to be a total and verbal bitch bottom.

  10. I don’t find him sexy at all.  Maybe it’s just his attitude I don’t think is appealing.

  11. If and when the situation ever came up he would be a total top I am sure and just to get his rocks off. But this guy will never be desperate for sex with a guy so I am sure there are no worries there. 

  12. So Fucking sad!! Everything that’s WRONG with Gay is here on this page! This is why we have a bad name! + for the record there is no such thing as a Hot Gay Guy (does not exist) Thats why you always focus on the Hot Str8 Guys!…Gay Magazines ALWAYS put str* guys on the cover!!!!!!

  13. I know a few bi/closet guys that hung out party in Marks limo in NYC. back in the mid 90’s..So I vote top/vers.cock sucker..

  14. Speaking as a guy who is primarily a bottom and on the “prettier” side of the masculinity scale, I find that for me being a bottom heightens my own sense of my masculine nature.  Being able to take what is given to me (without getting into rough/kink, etc.) pushes my machismo a bit higher on the scale.  I mean let’s face it, unless you are stretched out like the Lincoln Tunnel the is some pain involved at the beginning, and my “grin and bear it” approach is very appealing to the macho guys that I give it too.  I like the ones who desire a lesser macho appearance but expect me to act like a man in bed no matter what the activity.  So if Wahlberg does go bottoms up, I hope that he does so with the understanding that it only raises the perception (to me) that he is definitely a MAN.

  15. The butch ones always like a big hard cock shoved up their ass. Markie is probably a butch bottom!

  16. why doesnt someone just ask him? isnt that the polite thing to do? i think mark was much cuter when he was younger…that video he did in the 80’s was sooooo hot. but does it really matter if he is a top or bot? im ean what are the chances of actually getting to sleep with him anyway?

  17. I may be a minority.. remembering his past “use” of our gay community to get his leg up.. then just turning his back on it all..
    So knowing all that .. the idea of him naked isn’t even a turn on in a fantasy… top or bottum he is stilla d-head, d-bag

  18.  I’m the same way.  I’m the head of two performing arts organizations, so a pretty important person, haha.  After spending so much time being in charge (top), I want to take a break and bottom and to be submissive.

  19. I ts funny,   most of the commentary on here says he s bottom, but total top got the sweeping vote, hmmmm. And by the way, never cared for him. i mean, I get why people thinks he s hot, but personality goes a long way with me and just think he doesn t have any.

  20.  I really dont agree with this comment, theres loads of hot Gay Men! In London, where I live, many Straight Women lust after their Hot Gay Brazilian Personal Trainer, etc. Often, the best looking  Men are Gay, its just many Gay Men have a fantasy for Straight Guys. As I like twinks and Femmes, Im never going to like a douchebag straight guy myself, but I know many Gay Men do.

  21. One of my first hard crushes, back in the day.  Either a total brutal top, or a power bottom to beat the band.

  22. Ive had a lot of jocks that just love to talk tough but get them in bed they roll over and just beg to get their ass plowed. I think that this is what would happen here!

  23.  There is no such thing as a hot gay guy…….so, do you read this blog on the regular or did you come over from Stupidtown?

  24. I voted vers/top but he deserve s to to be raped at least once for being a dickhead. But yes, he is hot. And i want to volonteer for the raping

  25. You said, “Every good looking man is not gay.”
    That’s not true. I know a lot of good looking men who are gay.

  26. I have met a few “total bottoms” …. honestly NEVER a total Top!  Protest as much as you’d like.  There are those that do, the rest… lie.  😉

  27. I don’t think there is such a thing as a “TOTAL TOP!” Everyone that has ever said they were, soon enough, they were begging for a pounding!!!

  28. ditto!  ” I ‘generally don’t do this’ there was just something in the moment!”

    Perhaps it was after I dropped my pants and they saw more than they expected or it was when control was taken in a subtle relaxed way the Top was comfortable enough to submit?

    Gentlemen … it’s not magic

  29. Wahlberg has repeated in interviews and on T.V. he’s not “hung” … just average.  Fine by me.  As long as he doesn’t speak 🙂

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