There seems to be a general aversion towards over-the-top theatrics in gay porn. As you know, we love a good LOLWAB moment every now and then, especially when it involves cheesy facial expressions or a guy named “Beau Flexxx“. Or perhaps this photo set from Twinks.com‘s scene between Seth Jenkins, Jordan Ions and Patrick O’Riley?
A few of these shots are the epitome of “laughing out loud with a boner”. We’d like to call your attention to picture number six, in which three boys with perfectly functional dicks line up and stick sex toys up their butts. Then there’s the holy grail of gay porn hilarity, otherwise known as picture number nine.
Just for fun, we’ve numbered the images from this shoot, and we’re inviting you to provide your own captions. Leave a comment with your wittiest musings, and be sure to indicate which picture you’re referring to! Or you could just masturbate to the scene’s trailer.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Twinks
To check out Seth, Jordan and Patrick in action, follow the JUMP:
The guy who joins in sure looks like he has never been fucked before. He makes faces like he is in pain and not having fun.
The hairy guy is hot… the others, blah.
The hairy guy is hot… the others, blah.
in pic number 7 it doesn’t even look like hairy guy has a dick…just a nub. its as if he’s looking down at the middle guys ass going “umm…i could really use that toy right about now.”
#6 On the count of three go. One, two, three, aaahhhhh!!!!!
#9 Stick out your tongue and say cum!
Pic 6…this ones to small ,this ones to BIG and this ones just right !
2. Red, White, and Blue. Go USA!
3. Hey, Mikey…he likes it!
4. Dude, where’s my car?!?
5. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
6. For fast, fast, fast relief.
7. Connecting people.
8. Reach out and touch someone.
9. Magically delicious.
Totally ridiculous. It’s like a parody of gay porn
This one can’t spell.
Who would have thunk that hot&hairy would be the bottom boi?
6. Umm guys? should my hemorrhoid be blue like this?
To sum up a caption for the entire series: Silly twinks, red is for “rectal” and blue is for “oral”…gotta teach ’em everything!
#4- Hey, you guys didn’t tell me you got a new couch!
wait..
..these pictures are numbered??
who numbered them???
Hm that guy on the left has done a few ‘reality porn’ scenes.
6 Boys and their toys.
9 Do I have something on my face?
what about the black one?
Agreed, he is the hottest one.