iPhone Wars: Battle of The Smiles

Everyone smiles in the same language! Or feel free to insert your own random cliché. The important part is that these four guys all have big-ass grins on their face, and it’s up to you to decide wh0 you’d rather insert in your… Well, use your imagination to finish that sentence.

We realize this is probably an awkward theme after the last entry on this page, but we didn’t even realize until halfway through writing this. Alas, it’s scientifically proven (at least we think it is) that hot guys are able to kill all awkwardness, so look at these pictures and everything will be alright.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To check out the full pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:




27 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Battle of The Smiles

  1. A’s smile is a little scary; C has a good bod (although he looks like he’s sucking in his gut), but his smile seems a bit forced (plus, he’s got such a generic good look); B has a great smile, nice bod, nice cock–plus, he looks like he’d be fun: The kind of guy who laughs during sex.

  2. I think your remark is so racist as to be repulsive. You should be ashamed to put something like this on a post.

  3. anyone that says a black guy with a big cock should win for that alone is stupid and not worthy of a response but i will anyway for fun 🙂 its a contest on looks not cock size Period .. I like black guy but not for cock size.

  4. The deck is somewhat stacked here, with one dude head and shoulders (and abs) above the rest.

    In the future, you should try and find more of an equal pool to choose from to make this interesting/worthwhile….

  5. I agree. I think Mr. ‘B’ is the hottest there. Great tight little body, awesome smile, HUGE cock, lol.

  6. All around fail. C does have a nice torso, but that doesn’t make up for the rest of him. The rest just don’t cut it.

  7. How is that racist? Not being sexually attracted to men of a certain race has nothing to do with liking them as people/friends.

  8. These are a complete waste of time. I have accurately guessed the winner every single time no matter what the category is because everyone knows gays are shallow and predictable and will vote for whichever person has his shirt off and the stereotypical ‘model’ body.

  9. Everybody’s voting for the abs, but I think B’s got WAY more to smile about. I know he’d make me smile!

  10. These are a complete waste of time. I have accurately guessed the winner every single time no matter what the category is because everyone knows gays are shallow and predictable and will vote for whichever person has his shirt off and the stereotypical ‘model’ body.

    Sad..but true!

  11. this is one of the few times i feel like voting on the actual “subject” itself, as opposed to whom i think looks most attractive to me.

    in that case, i voted for current 3rd place, contestant “B.”

  12. I guess I should be flattered to be in the same poll as these other three guys, but yeah, I do look creepy, and feel out of my league. Oh well, I guess it could be worse and I could have zero votes. I vote for contestant D.

  13. My vote goes 2 C hands down ! the others just do nothing 4 me & I am black ( hence the name ) BLACKjackHAMMER personally I find B 2 look rather strange thin body, rather large head, & dick that resembles a SNAKE … Although I 2 find a lot of the results 2 bias I do not believe Loztroll that this time your very RACIST remark was warranted !!!

  14. well, Shawn, I think everybody’s voting for what they like more 😛 Just cause you care bout cock doesn’t mean everyone else has to care bout it most.

  15. Oh puhleez!!! You look super cute in that pic…very mischievous and playful. Would love to see more of you.

  16. A or D – and I ended up picking A – simply for the preview. They are the only hairy choices. No brainer for me. The young black guy is cute, but too twinky, and no offense to C, also – too hairless.

  17. Who puts “what if he had no teeth” Next to “who has the best smile”? I guess the next one should have been can you give a good BJ with no teeth?

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