Fuck, Marry, Block: Project Runway

Project Runway is back on and….zzzzzzzzz. Has it run its course? You can usually tell a show has when they get around to having an “all-star” season. Normally, Meana Garcia (I can’t claim credit for that one), the tangelo known as Michael Kors, and Heidi Klum’s judgement day bitchery can keep us somewhat entertained. Not this time. It just seems to have lost its sparkle.

They need to bring some sexy back.

But that doesn’t mean there’s a lack of gay content here. Do you think any of this season’s designers are sexy-like? Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block!” We’ve selected Anthony, Joshua, and Rafael (he’s gone but he was visually interesting). Which would you fuck, which one would you throw your bouquet for, and which one isn’t allowed anywhere near your Manhunt profile?

– J. Harvey

For pics of the contestants, Follow the JUMP:

Anthony

Joshua

Rafael

27 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Project Runway

  1. Fuck Anthony (he has one testicle and it would only be one time.) Mary Joshua (he is the hottest outta all three and I could have sex with him more than once) and block the last dude

  2. Heidi Klum showed her bitch cuntress side last season during the make me something to sell in my line challenge,I was kind of surprised she was so cunt  nasty.

  3. Marry Joshua???? Are you kidding? Do you really want to live with that prancing cliche?  I can’t imagine him actually having sex — it might disturb his lacquered hair.  Anthony is the man – southern and, I imagine, nasty hot in bed. 

  4. Why don’t you do us all a favor, and go back through all the seasons, and just post pix of the really attractive and cunning cuties that have been on over the years. There are usually one or maybe two each season!!! thx. I did enjoy your saying: “and which one isn’t allowed anywhere near your Manhunt profile” Made me laugh out loud!!! LOL

  5. Daniel Vosovic Season 2 still by far the cutest contestant ever. Closely follow by hunky Israeli Rami Kashu and out gay guy Jack. These three guys would’t even make the top 10.

  6. I wouldn’t do anything with any of them, but I think the show is still good. The pet store challenge was sort of dumb though. I don’t know if an all-star season means a show has lost it. Top chef had one and that is still a good show too. Of course top model has one coming up too and that show has long since passed it’s expiration date.

    Anyhow- i also love nina’s and heidi’s bitchy comments. Fashion is a bitchy industry afterall. And we all know tim gunn is drunk half the time but he’s fun to watch. Kors I could do without though.

  7. I still like the show,I like Heidi,that show was the first time I actually saw be a bitch and kind of snooty,probably her real self.Nina’s ok,her fashion sense is a little off,and Michael,he’s kind of a boor,But we must also remember.like the song says “All they really like is what they know”.

  8. Wow.  This is tough.  Because based on what we’ve seen, Anthony is the only one with a personality that I could tolerate for more than about five minutes.  Joshua is very, very pretty but he knows it.  And his ego is about 17 times the size of his biceps and his commentary has been utterly vapid.  Oh, and he can’t design clothes.

  9. The show remains interesting to me and I can’t complain too much about the judging since it’s a subjective thing.  Anthony is adorable and I’m hoping he continues to design/create interesting creations.  Make it work!

  10. Can’t I fuck and marry Joshua and block the other two?? Is that an option? I want that option.

  11. Marry Anthony. there is just something about him that drives me wild (One nut or not), Fuck Joshua, He just seems like one of those guys thats too into himself, and Block Rafael, he annoyed me from the beginning so get the fuck rid of him

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