None of today’s iPhone Wars contestants are wearing any pants. They are, however, keeping their shirts on, which means they’re basically one step closer to being characters from Duck Tales. We enjoy this. Even if some of them aren’t showing off nearly enough skin.
Rest assured, there are a few peeks of dick and ass! We would never throw a “No Pants Party” without any proper nudity. So what are you waiting for? Click through to check out all of the contestants’ full pics, and get your votes in before it’s too late.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
To check out the full pics and cast your votes, follow the JUMP:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Went with D, because:
A is charging his iPhone while taking the picture; guess he couldn’t wait till it recharged.
B gets honorable mention for being scruffy, having a nice ass and giving a nod to the whole men-in-nice-clothes porn scene.
C should have closed the door to the bathroom, but we get a nice silhouette of his junk.
And besides, D has a jumbo wanger, haha.
I went with b, with an ass like that who could ever deny him a good piece of wood…lol!!!
Went with C. That innocent look. Damn! What a hottie.
thats jumbo?
Went with D because he’s very attractive and masculine looking.
Went with B, nice ass.
C Kinda looked like Cillian Murphy’s gruffer, older brother to me…
Um, compared with the others…yeah.
Compared to the national average, yep.. That’s jumbo.
Contestant A is so innocent looking I couldn’t pass him up. He needs it. He wants it. And I’d like to give it to him
Wow, tough decision this week but think I’m gonna go with B. He looks like the type of professional business associate you’d take to a nice romantic dinner…and then take home and pound the bajeebus out of!
Um, there’s no vote-a-matic thing. Contestant C
He does have a fantastic butt, doesn’t he?
Wearing a hat backwards is so stupid.
B for the win. Beautiful ass!
Yeah… Cause that’s what we’ve all been looking at…. His hat….
D has his door open too…
Yeah he does! I wanna give that thing a few nice slaps…then spread those cheeks apart, bury my face in there, and make a piggy out of myself. Oink oink!
…but it appears D’s bedroom is clean, whereas C’s bedroom is a mess!
SEE IT PAYS TO SHOW DICK, I VOTED “D”
I guess it is true! You know what they say…. “If you cannot say anything nice about someone, come sit by be!” YOUNGER IS BETTER!
D because clearly something got his attention LOL !!!
I think C is probably the one who has the most swagger in person. He makes me wanna bite his lip and test the waters with the Ol’ boy next door! I would do anything to have a naked shoot with him! ;p
YUM CONTESTANT C!!!
I wonder what’s on D’s leg right under his balls or is that something on the mirror…? D was my second choice to C.
Contestant B … men with a tie, always makes me wanna open my legs (and sometimes, open my mouth and lick those hairy holes)