Fuck, Marry, Block: The A-List New York

There’s no sense in even typing “…love to hate” because everyone just hates the “taste-makers” of Logo’s The A-List: New York. There hasn’t been a group of homosexuals making the gay community as a whole look this bad since The Village People (one of you is going to comment-slap me for that one). And yet, we’re still watching the adventures of NYC’s shadiest and shallowest gays. What does it say about us? Well…boredom could be a motive.

So why not subject three of the boys to (say it along with me, audience) FUCK, MARRY, BLOCK!

We’re not including Reichen (he’s sort of marriage material) and Mike Ruiz (when he’s not sporting THIS mess, he’s pretty hot) because they’re a little obvious. Let’s go with Austin (cute but irritating troublemaker), Derek (the guy who bragged that he was Lindsay Lohan’s bestie, blech), and Ryan (the roundish one who isn’t quite as gross personality-wise as these other two). I’d include TJ, but he’d like it too much.

If these three do nothing for you, Nyasha’s always available. Oh, and get ready for the Dallas version. Yeehaw? *sad face*

You know the drill. You have to fuck one, marry one, and block one from your Manhunt profile.

– J. Harvey

To render your verdict, Follow the JUMP:

Austin

Derek

Ryan

61 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: The A-List New York

  1. Ughhh. None. They all look bitching and annoying. Maybe that’s why they are reality tv material. Pure trash. Can’t believe Mike Ruiz is part of that show. He seems better than that.

  2. Block all of them…  cancel their piece of shit show which is as far from reality as possible and stop giving these attention seeking whores the publicity they need to survive.

  3. Fuck Derek, block Ryan, marry Austin. He might be a troublemaker, but of the three I think I could stand his personality the most. xD

  4. Don’t know anything about the show, don’t know anything about the guys and I am more than happy for it to stay that way………

    Not sure it is being shown in the UK, well, certainly not during my waking hours.

  5. Block them all. I think they’re doing terrible things for the gay community with that abortion of a show. And that ryan guy looks like he’s got more work done than anyone on Desperate Housewives.

  6. Based purely on looks and the fact that this is not shown in South Africa (thank heavens), I would fuck Derek, marry Austin and block the shit outta Ryan (Gawd he is gross!!!!!)

  7. Fuck Derek b/c he seems WAY to high maintenance to date, Marry Austin b/c he’s so cute, funny and seems to keep it real the most despite his troublemaker ways, and Block Ryan b/c he’s kind of annoying and not that cute.

  8. I don’t know… Seems like these guys are no different than the ones I (sadly) continue to find on dating sites….

  9. Ok yes, let’s mention Reichen, who happens to have the most ugliest sunken in eyes since Lauren Bacall… and lack of eyebrows.. not cute.

  10. I actually kind of like the show because it IS a trainwreck. Derek is too superficial so Block because i’s feel too judge… mary ryan Only because well he likes black dudes and is the caretaker/troublemaker/gossip that i kinda love. and finally fuck austin. because why not. but he is married now and i am a monogamist soo… that not likely to happen. and prolly for the better

  11. Why just fuck, marry and block? I think the last one would be “slap”. I have no use for fem guys. If I wanted a woman I would not be gay.

    That said. block, block, slap in that order.

  12. Fuuuck Austin
    Marry Mike Ruiz
    Block Ryan, Derek and Rodiney
    Stick my dick in Reichens mouth to SHUT HIM UP
    and please KILL Ny-auseous

  13. No Rodiney? Definitely F- Rodiney, M-TJ (what’s so wrong with TJ? He’s the only remotely “real” person). B- everyone else

  14. I am embarassed for  a gay network to give airtime to these faggy hateful queens, block them all.  It makes me ashamed to be gay

  15. When is there gonna be a show about normal gay men, who are teachers, (not  celebrity hairdressers), and nurses(not celebrity event planners), or social workers, guys that are not so annoying and actually fulfill a real need

  16. Next up!!!   The A-List:  DALLAS…..
    Can this get any Bigger?

    My choice of this a-list New York  is block all, except for Mike Ruiz.

  17. how can you tell the difference between three vapid inconsequential hairdos who matter to no one except themselves?

  18. Where are them men??? It’s gays like this that give the rest of us bad reps. Manhunt get your shut together. And for the record block that Ryan chick put her in a crate and ship it to the island of forgotten.

  19. This show is an abomination.  It portrays gay men as a bunch of bitchy, self centered, nine year old girls.  Some of them are good looking, but the moment the open their mouths, they make me want to fuck pussy.  I hate the words fucking faggots, but they are the only ones that work in this case.  

  20. Couldn’t I just be friends with Ryan and then get rid of the other two. I don’t know who is worse, the alcoholic child Austin, or that pompus diva Derek.

  21. C’mon guys, give them a break… We are all just like them. Haven’t you seen a drama that goes in this blog on daily basis? Or are you guys blind to observe the real gay guys in your local club? For sure we act different when there are straight people around us, but we have more drama  than TNT when we are on our gay circles. I live in Boston Metropolitan area and all what  I can tell you is at least 80% of gay men around here exerts some sort of social drama when they are in the gay realm controlled environment.

    To reply to the question I would Fuck Ryan, Marry Austin and Block Derek. With attitude like that no wonder [Derek] was single in the 1st session.

  22. If these guys are the only choice…I would just move over half a micron and have sex with a woman.

  23. JUST SAW THE MOST RECENT SHOW:
    REICHAN: HE IS A FUCKING MESS, IS NEEDY AND IS LIKE A 5TH GRADE GIRL WHEN TALKING ABOUT BOIS

    MIKE: ONE OF THE TWO PROFESSIONAL GUYS AND NOT A PHONEY

    AUSTIN: A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK, HAS A NICE BF ND HE IS CHASSING ASS

    DEREK. SOME ONE NEEDS TO RAPE HIS ASS AND LOSEN HIM P

    RYAN: JURY IS STILL OUT PLAYS ALL THE SIDE…NOTICE HOW HIS LOVER IS NOT SHOWCASED IN THE SHOW? SMART GUY

    TJ : HE IS A LOST SOLE

    RODINAY: 2ND MOST REAL GUY NEXT TO MAKE AND HE GETS A LOT OF SHIT

    FUCK THE FUCK/BLOCK/MARY

    I WOULD MARY MIKE OR RODINAY AND FUCKING RAPE EVERY OTHER ONE SLAP THEM DOWN AND TEACH HOW TO BE A REAL MAN. ONCE MY SEED IS DRIPPING FROM THEIR HOLE THEN I CAN TELL EM WHAT THEY REALLY ARE A LOW LIFE SCUM/CUM/WHORE.

    MAYBE THEY WILL LEARN THE LESSONE!

  24. I couldn’t agree more! Very well stated! Someone posted saying why not have a show portraying what gay men are really like. I think this show does just that… Sadly.

  25. Would consider Rodney, who isn’t listed, but the rest are not anything that anyone with half a mind would bother with.

  26. “We are all just like them.” 

    Nope.

    “Or are you guys blind to observe the real gay guys in your local club?”

    Some of us don’t go to clubs for that very reason.

  27. Ditto.  And he seemsto get the least amount of time on the show-probably because he appears somewhat normal. 

    My partner and I host monthly dinners for gay men from all walks of life.  35-45 men together for over 5 hours and we do not have any of this kind of drama.  Yes, maybe once or twice a couple men disappeared for an hour or so, but that’s about the extent of the drama.

  28. I wouldn’t touch any of them with a stolen asshole. The leatherface overtanned bitch look doesn’t do it for me.

  29. this is so tacky, but i hooked up with TJ while we were still both living on Cape Cod, and he is literally the most obnoxious, catty, ridiculous trick Ive ever been with. SIGH. Im always glad when one of the hometown boys makes it though, good for him. Ive never seen the show…but I bet it is terrible

  30. I haven’t seen the show but now I’m dying to.

    I only have these pics to judge, so I’ll marry and fuck Austin and block the others since they’re too skinny or madeup.

  31. This has to be the worst reality show I have ever seen. I wanted to give it a chance so I sat through two episodes. What a waste of time, on my part and money on Logos! Logo should cancel that turkey at the first opportunity!

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