We received some EXCELLENT suggestions for our new “Gay Terms We Hate” feature. Who knew there were so many expressions in the gay community that skeeve everyone out?
Today’s is….the visual alone is cause for brain scrubbing. When someone says to you “I want him to FUCK THE SHIT OUT of me”, do you also grimace and turn the conversation to how this drink needs to be stronger, the war on terror, or whether Sean got butt implants? Me, too.
Let’s try to tackle this delicately. Many a gay man likes the buttsex. One of the things the majority of us prefer in the buttsex is cleanliness. A man’s backside has a variety of uses and we like to keep those uses very, very separate, amiright? We employ the use of cleansing items to insure that never the twain shall meet. So if you think about it, no one (except the raunchy, and I’m not going there) would actually want the desired outcome to actually happen. Yes, it’s just an expression to convey that you want to fuck someone really, really well but the visual it calls up is all sorts of wrong. Let’s retire it.
And let’s be pro-active! What could we say instead?
– fuck the speech out of!
– fuck the good sense out of!
– fuck the money out of (we see you, golddiggers…)!
– fuck the stuffing out of!
– fuck the bitchy queen out of!
– fuck the constant tardiness out of!
You try it! And say no to “shit.”
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Drake Rock
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Since many of the guys I hook up with are ‘straight’, I’ve developed the habit of saying “I wanna fuck the straight out of you”… Close enough to ‘shit’ without conjuring up the bad images and pretty much a prelude to what’s gonna happen… And no, I don’t seek out straight dudes, I prefer other gay men comfortable in their own skin, but always fun helping a guy open his horizons… and by horizons. I mean legs.
if you are dumb enough to believe they are straight and bending over to get fucked by you. then you are very disillusioned. being with a woman because he is afraid of his family or the public in general judging him does not make him straight. sorry
Wow, people in these comment threads are bad readers. First, Mike_2011 put the word ‘straight’ in quotation marks to signal that its use was figurative, rather than literal, in this context. Second, the way he uses straight in this phrase–“I wanna fuck the straight out of you”–would suggest that fucking a guy undoes/complicates/disrupts his straightness, regardless of his self-identification. (Rather than grant that point, I’d just reference Dru from Corbin Fisher, in a pre-film interview, “Define straight.”)
As for hating the phrase: the intolerance does show a rather thin level of comfort with metaphoric language. After all, how is “fuck the stuffing out” better than “fuck the shit out,” when one realizes that the only stuffing to be found in a man’s ass is likely shit (or something else rather unpleasant). “Fuck the bitchy queen out” had an initial appeal, except of course when one realizes that so many gay men think that anyone who shows the tiniest bit of effiminacy or campy attitude is a “bitchy queen.”
Too much analysis in a comment to a blog whose reading actually causes IQ to decrease.
I, too, am turned off by the expression “fuck the shit out of you.” Instead, I usually tell them I want to fuck their brains out. I wouldn’t be happy if I actually did do that. I do like my guys to have brains.
I like the term and I’m not into scat at all. I’m going to continue to use it and continue to fuck the shit out of all the hot bottoms I meet
Why not the old standard? I’m gonna fuck your brains out! After all, sex IS in the brain. Always been my fav…
cant use the word shit? ok “I wanna fuck the feces out of you” No…..that sounds way worse. I just say “come here you little slut. Sit on my dick and spin.”
HI – I just recintly read in the “gay terms we hate ” that under “buttbabies” was explained in a few ways . In one of them the explantation was the combo. of shit & sperm cumming back out faterwards. Isn’t it not true that the sperm is in reality the other mans SEAMEN (which contains sperm cells ) Just curiours -‘cuuase I tend to be quite specific . Ray G
P.S. I don’t care for some of those terms either !
“I want to fuck the Marcus Bachmann out of him”
I usually say I want to fuck you in half….it gets the point across without being gross.
lol@8161ad57e0be3f268e5dcf50a214374a:disqus , thank you… Every time I’m about to give up on humanity, I get a pleasant reminder that there’s hope for intelligent life out there… and I totally thought the same thing about stuffing!
This is so typical of mainstream gays. Not all of us are strictly ‘vanilla’. I have NO problem with that term. I think its hot and to the point. Too many gays are fecal phobes. Get over it people.
How about “fuck the Santorum out of you?”
Prefer getting my brains fucked out…until I’m dazed and confused:-)
I actually went to a Sex Party a few years ago. Myself and another guy were the only Bottoms. Evidently this kid ( only early 20’s) didn’t know Douching. The guy fuckin him really did Fuck The Shit outta Him…and it was beyond gross.
love a load of shit in my mouth when im rimming, dont u
diarrhoea as lube is hot
Let me chime in here and agree with the guys using “fuck your brains out”. It’s nice and forceful and does remind us that sex is one of the few things that will make people stop endlessly thinking about nonsense: to me having a vacation from my brain is a good thing (even though I’m a top).
I am dating
myself (telling you that I’ve been around for a while, and not
masturbating nor having sex with myself)
with the following: The expression “I want a man to FUCK THE SHIT
OUT of me” was never thought to be a negative “thing” or act,
on the contrary, it was meant that you wanted to get it bad, HARD,
and done for an extended period of time (at least for a couple of
hours) and it had never
indicated a lack of “cleanliness”. It just meant a fantastic,
long hard fuck! Or plain old “PLEASE, JUST FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!”
I am sure you guys of my generation (I used to frequent every weekend
and danced “MY ASS OFF” at the “STONEWALL”, since the day it
open to the days of the raids back in the 1960’s) will also agree
with what I am writing, although there are not too many us us left
alive to talk about it! Have fun& enjoy it safely!
I think you’re visualizing too much and not focusing on the sexy dirty talk if this one bothers you.
To quote Sweet Pussy Pauline… “Tear it up like newspaper cuz it ain’t no count no how”
I have literally fucked the shit out of people… no matter how much prep time they had or how clean, when I get my fat cock going, it kinda loosens things up. Kinda gross, lol.
Lame. there are tons of terms for a good, intense fucking. saying “Im gonna fuck the shit out of him” is like saying “Im gonna beat the breaks off of him” or “im gonna hog that boy out”.
Once a girl offered to “Face fuck the shit out of me”, did this mean she was gonna hump my tounge till I pooped? NO!
In sum, I think only those who have fecalphelia mean that term in the litteral.
fuck the fuck out of him
enough debating this….let’s just do it!
I hope you’re kidding michal !!
I like being told “I’m gonna fuck the cum out of you!”
i always find that hot 🙂
I think we are all intelligent enough not to take it ( FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF U ) literally all though I have used the term once or twice ( on this blog ) the term has become quite disturbing 2 me ever since a guy once ask me if I would take a dump on him ! Ever since than the term has freaked me out . So now when I wanted 2 get the message across I simply say I am going 2 DEEP DICK the hell out of U or straight and 2 the point FUCK THE CUM OUT OF U !!!
Although I personally don’t have a problem with tha term, I normally just tell them that I’m gonna fuck them silly & 9 times outta 10 it usually works…lol!!!
I think a nice variation of the f the cash out of someone is for the top to say: he needs to make a deposit in the atm of love/pleasure thats more erotic
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH. We take that as a compliment.
I totally agree. I think “fuck” and “shit” do not belong in the same sentence especially if you’re trying to be hot. Words conjure images and that phrase conjures and image I can do without…as a top or bottom.
ppl are entitled to their opinions dude. too bad you didn’t like it.
u can’t judge a post by IQ. are u sure you from planet earth?
true that mike. some ppl get to move on
right on randy.. some queers are very annoying on here
Why make things more complicated? Can’t it be much simplier and direct to the point?
Instead of saying “I want to fuck the shit out of you” can it be “I would love to have great sex with you”?