Some guy showed his wang during last night’s The X Factor premiere. We should thank him because it made Paula walk her Vicodin-ed ass off the judging panel. Because that pink number she was wearing was FUG. Anyhoo, let’s play some “Fuck, Marry, Block” with the men of The X-Factor.
You’ve got furry British meanie Simon Cowell, music executive L.A. Reid, and the toothy host guy Steve Jones. Fuck one, marry another, and block the third guy from your Manhunt profile!
– J. Harvey
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Simon Cowell
L.A. Reid
Steve Jones
Fuck Steve, Marry Steve, block the others
I’d marry Simon, block L.A., and fuck Steve silly.
Fuck Cowell (I think he’d be good in bed, plus I’ve always found him attractive)
Marry Jones (he’s fucking gorgeous! Who wouldn’t want to wake up to that every morning?)
Block Reid (nothing against him, the others are just more fuck/marryable)
Fuck, marry, and date Steve.
what a crew of losers, every bloody one of them. and probably they all are nearly as stupid as the people who watch the show.
M: Steve Jones
F: Simon Cowell
B: LA Reid
fuck steve, marry simon, block la. I’m a sucker for a older guy with a hairy chest.
Why in the HELL would they bring Paula Abdul back on television? She’s a drug-addicted ” has been” who had minimal talent to begin with. I find her obnoxious and completely disgusting, and for these negative qualities, she’s probably making millions a season. Ridiculous!
By the way, STEVE ALL the way, expect blocking him.
Fuck steve – and keep him around for more after I
Marry simon. Sexy, smart and seriously rich.
Block LA reid
fuck AND marry Jones
Block the others
FUCK Steve, and the rest can go FUCK themselves !!!
Marry Paula. Have Steve for my pool boy/eye candy/…… *can I marry him too????*
They photoshopped the fuck out of paula!
Really? With those 3 choices, how did you really think this would play out?
fuck steve… hes hot
marry simon, someones gotta and hes rich
and block the la reid who pissed pink off in her dont let me get me lyrics
anyone who pisses off the wannabe edge/subtar talent that is p!ink owns my heart.
Fuck Simon
Marry Steve – LOVE THE WELSH!!!!!
Block L.A
Ugh!
J. Harvey=stupid, stupid, stupid!!!