Gay Terms We Hate: Cum Dumpster

I know we’re dudes, but do we HAVE to be so gross? It’s funny, gay guys are often portrayed as uptight, feminine types who have no use for raunchy behavior.

(Stop looking at me and saying “isn’t that why YOU write this feature, queen?”)

That’s a lame stereotype that  has and will always be TOTAL BULLSHIT. Gay guys can be just as “boys will be boys” in their behavior as hets. I first heard a gay guy drop “cum dumpster”, and then all of a sudden straight guys were using it to describe frat house gangbang service workers. Much like making the athletic shoe into casualwear, the murse, and shaving your balls, we’re always setting the trends.  Even when it comes to creatively labeling the town’s Pass-Around Patty (a gay term I LOVE).

No judgements about sluts! This is Manhunt, after all. But “cum dumpster”….it just summons images of a…well, a dumpster…filled to the brim with spunk! Some of you bukkake enthusiasts would be erecting a diving board in front of it. I am no stranger to protein shakes, but fuck, that’s a lot of spooj. And “dumpster” = “trash”. No one wants to be considered trash except for the odd Kardashian or Real Housewife.

There are much nicer and less gnarly ways to label someone a whore besides “cum dumpster.” Expert, popular, skilled, cocksman? A good sport? What are yours?

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Dirty Tony

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395 thoughts on “Gay Terms We Hate: Cum Dumpster

  1. Quit honestly, I have never really heard anyone actually use this term, expect for gay porn sites advertising.

  2. Well as the big slut of st. paul, mn, my nickname is cum-receptical…similar to the dumpster (which no-one uses).. sounds butcher i think!!! 

  3. i wish we would all stop talking about & labeling each other as things/objects and begin to relate (even sexually) as the human beings that we are.   no wonder many gay men have such self-esteem issues.  but that’s just my two cents.

  4. I also haven’t heard anyone use it but it makes a person sound like they have no respect for themselves by using it.

  5. There is No politically correct label for what Homos do. Men are Pigs, we suck Dick, Rim/ Fuck Ass…. You can try to make it sound “pretty” but it doesn’t change Reality. I think a more healthy attitude about Accepting our Sexuality is more important. I don’t apologize to anyone about what I do with another man. We haven’t evolved much Sexually.

  6. The only time that I’ve seen (never heard the term spoken out loud either) is either here or on CraigsList.

  7. It is a term that is used by manly gay men
    not by the girly queen men
    use what ever term you are comfortable with.
    what gets my ass in an uproar is when a gay man says he is straight acting.
    all the girly queens think it means too like pussy.
    what it is that us straight acting gay men act like men
    WE LIKE COCK
    NOT PUSSY
    WE JUST DO NOT ACT LIKE A PUSSY

  8. i don’t think one ‘Evolves’ into a ‘cum dumpster’, and yes i have not only heard it but read it in far too many blindfolded-with-unlocked-hotel-door themed emails.   oh uh uh.  that whole ‘lawsons twenty load weekend’ thing just says ‘see ya next week at the free clinic ya idiot’.   taking on ten guys solo doesn’t sound ‘healthy’ at all, just really desperate for something that ain’t necessarily dick.  and here’s your soapbox.

  9. While I was going to both High School and College, I often heard of it being called a, “Hot Box”.

  10. Hardly a gay-specific term and quite a perfect description of people that engage in a heck of a lot of sex out of a need to be validated by sex with others.  Keep it; just use it specifically rather than generic.

  11. We like it raunchy, and the more the better….faggots rule!  Part of the gay scene…..sex, lust, raunch! No conventional sex here….be a MAN, and FUCK like a MAN!  Not a girl, not a pussy!

  12. I think a cum dumpster is what happens after you have filled all your cum buckets first, and there’s no where else to put all that jizz? 

  13. Lighten up its just a term, we always called guys like that shop vacs, suckin everything around, straight people are no better believe me, I have straight girlfriends that h ave had much more cock in and on them than me

  14.  Down Low. It is similar to the term closeted, though it is my impression that closeted means no sexual interaction with other men, and down low means that there is or has been, and that there may be a few other gay men who know about the individual on the “down low”.  The term “down low” may be more prevalently used in the African-American community.

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