Here’s a few dudes that we’re all probably going to be working for someday. They’ve all made CNN Money’s 40 Under 40 list.
Seriously, these dudes have $$$$$. I’m already getting massive plastic surgery to become a buxom blonde woman who’s a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. A lady who can forgive Jack Dorsey’s nose ring in that picture. A lady…wait, we’re talking about Seacrest.
Mark Zuckerberg is the eccentric young guy who came up with Facebook. Jack Dorsey was in on the creation of Twitter, got axed, then got hired back and basically took it over. And Ryan Seacrest is the asshole who foisted the Kardashians on the world. Still cute, though, despite being made of cream cheese. Which one would you fuck, which one would you marry, and which one would you block from your Manhunt profile. If you want to marry ALL of them, and have the most lavish gay wedding in history (SWANS!), we understand.
– J. Harvey
Check out more pics after the JUMP:
Mark Zuckerberg
Jack Dorsey
Ryan Seacrest
Kidding!
fuck : jack – marry : zuckerberg – block/maim : seacrest
werd.
FUCK = DORSEY
MARRY = SEACREST
BLOCK = ZUCKERBERG
(and probably take out a restraining order just for good measure… the guy’s a douche!)
FUCK: zuckerberg
MARRY: dorsey
BLOCK: seacrest
Fuck dorsey
Marry Seacrest
block zuckerberg
seacrest for fuck and marry
Fuck and marry Dorsey (minus the nosering)
Block Seacrest and Zuckerberg
Block Zuckerberg because he’s ugly and Facebook is evil.
Fuck Dorsey because he’s a stud with or without the nosering.
Marry Seacrest because he’s handsome enough and has the resources to take care of me now and in my old age.
Fuck Dorsey,block Seacrest, Marry Zuckerburg(more money)
Fuck Seacrest, Marry Dorsey, Block Zuckerburg
fuck jack
marry Seacrest
block zuckerberg
FUCK = DORSEY
MARRY = SEACREST
BLOCK = ZUCKERBERG
marry dorsey
fuck seacrest
fuck off zuckerberg
fuck Seacrest
marry Jack
block zuckerberg
What’s with all the hatin’ on Zuckerberg? I think he’s hot.
FUCK=ZUCKERBERG
MARRY=DORSEY
BLOCK=SEACREST (the guy’s too fake to imagine)
raper, er uh fuck seacrest
block (fuck)suckerberg
marry dorsey
block Zuckerberg, marry and then repeatedly fuck Seacrest. Who is Jack? ;-p
fuck dorsey and seacrest over and over again at the same time.
Marry Zuckerberg, just to divorce him and take all his money.
fuck dorsey
marry seacrest
block z-booger
mark – fuck / jack – marry / ryan – fuck
Fuck Zuckerberg
Marry Dorsey
Block Seacrest
Marry Mark
Fuck Zack
Block Ryan