iPhone Wars: Spandex Battle!

Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Some people should keep their compression shorts under wraps, other dudes should only be ALLOWED to wear those full suits that drunk guys wear to sporting events now.

These five guys have earned that privilege.

Which one of today’s “iPhone Wars” contestants have made the fabric look so hot that you don’t even want them to take it off?

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Guys With iPhones

To vote, Follow the JUMP:

Contestant A

Contestant B

Contestant C

Contestant D




124 thoughts on “iPhone Wars: Spandex Battle!

  1. i’m shocked that contestant B is so far in the lead….that spandex makes it seem that he doesn’t have much junk to show off

  2. You’re crazed!!! He’s already caused me to orgasm before i finished this message. He’s clearly the ONLY choice! 🙂

  3. I agree with Pigknuckle. That spandex choice makes him look lacking where he should be packing.

  4. “A” clearly has the upper body for spandex.  Unfortunately he did not choose “B” or “D”s choice of spandex bottoms.  If he had I am sure he would have won hands down. 

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