Unlockables: Smile, You Bastard!

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Unlockables poll for a brief public service announcement about your Manhunt profile pics. If you’re amongst those folks who are brave enough to flash their mugs, then we have one thing to say to you—put a smile on your fucking face.

No, you don’t have to be cheesing it out like you’re at Disney World in every single picture, but at least one smile shot can go a long way. It says to your viewer, “Hey! I’m actually a fun, nice, approachable person. A fun, nice, approachable person who wants your dick in my mouth.” And that’s the sort of thing you want your profile pic to say, right?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: ManAvenue

To see Tony without a full smile and watch a short preview clip with smiles, follow the JUMP:

(Ignore that some of these are close to a smirk. I just needed an excuse to post pics of Tony Austin.)

864 thoughts on “Unlockables: Smile, You Bastard!

  1. Why are you having a pop at us that put face pics on our profiles, smiling or not, at least we do it. Have a go at the mingers that don’t put pics on and won’t supply one when asked. I make it a point to never blind date a guy! So come on even if you are plug ugly put your pic on someone will fancy you. By the way Tony is gorgeous, smiling or scowling I would still shag him.

  2. I love a guy with a good smile 🙂

    But who else gets irritated when you’re chatting with a guy and he you ask for a face pic he sends you one with him wearing big ass fucking sunglasses? I don’t qualify those as face pics 🙁

  3. Completely agree!  Between the pit shot and those beautiful eyes, I’d crawl into bed with this boy in a second…and never want to leave!

  4. Oh Tony, honey, you are too cute and sexy to be hanging around that tacky-ass no-tell motel.  I would take you to a classy, respectable establishment…before ripping your clothes off with my teeth and us fucking each others’ brains out. 🙂

  5. Dewitt – full props to you for this post.

    If a man has a smile, all kinds of negative instant judgements are swept away. I bet the misery guts’ who slagged you for this post don’t have a lot of smile creases on their faceless faces

    Big Aussie smile to you D

  6. I think its good to see a smiling face, one begets the other(makes me smile)And tony has a great smile,Have him down as one of my fav…..

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