Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton

My attraction to Robin Thicke baffles me. Sure, it’s well-established within the media that he’s a legitimately “sexy” person. But I can’t look at his face without humming the Growing Pains theme song. The whispery tone of his vocals irks me, whilst simultaneously making me want to finger-bang myself. He’s got an okay body. Yet it’s nothing so remarkable that I should be lusting after him uncontrollably.

Keep in mind, I’m the type of person who likes everything from twiggy cock sluts to dudes with love handles. You don’t have to be a frickin’ Adonis to get in my pants. There just needs to be something about your body that makes certain parts of my body go, “Ooh, I want that!” As it goes, Robin Thicke does not possess that something.

And yet I still want to do him. His latest video “Love After War” had me sitting in my desk chair, biting my thumb and bobbing up and down like I was riding an imaginary dick. He oozes so much sex appeal that I can tune out the Growing Pains theme and fantasize about all the hurts-so-good pains he could be giving to my butthole.

Also, his wife is hot. This is coming from a one-hundred percent gay man, who’s never touched a lady down there. However, I would go down on Paula Patton faster than you can say “that weird episode of Growing Pains where Kirk Cameron dresses up like a mouse and has a tea party”. For that reason, and that reason alone, these two deserve a place in our Bi The Way series. Indulge me on this, and I’ll make it up to you later tonight.

– Dewitt

To see more pics and watch the new video, follow the JUMP:

I apologize that there are more pics of her than him, but…

She’s fucking beautiful. Deal with it.

Now, a music video!

45 thoughts on “Bi The Way: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton

  1. Wow, his wife IS hot!  You’re not the only one suddenly questioning his sexuality…

    And also: if that song isn’t music to fuck to, I don’t know what is.

  2. Have totally loved Robin Thicke for years…love his music, and the guy is sexy, hot, handsome, and talented.

  3. AMAZING….
    The video, the song, the voice, the directing, all points are …. AMAZING
    Speechless seeing their tone sexy bodies, Robin Thicke and Laura Patton.

  4. Definitely hot, but he didn’t sing the theme to “Growing Pains,” which starred his father, Alan Thicke.  The theme song – “As long as we’ve got each other” – was variously sung by B.J. Thomas, Jennifer Warnes, and Dusty Springfield, I believe.  Robin Thicke was 8 years old when the show premiered in 1985, and around 15 when it closed in ’92.

  5. Yeah, I’m aware that he didn’t sing the theme. I’m only suggesting that he looks so similar to his father that I can’t look at him without thinking of the show.

  6. Hummmm, she is hot and he is sexy but this might be a bit of a reach for BI the way, still as per your request, I shall indulge you (this one last time). Perhaps this would have been a better fit for “secret sex”.  Now, get to stepping and find some ass or dick shots of Robin…and notify me when you do.

    SIDE NOTE: why is the post for Steve Backshall missing?

  7. Robin is one white boy that can sing R&B. I enjoy listening to his music. I knew he was married to a black or mixed race woman, but I didn’t know it was Paula Patton. I saw in the movie the other night, ‘Jumping The Broom’. These two make beautiful couple. I wish Robin was my man. hehe

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