Top or Bottom: Bradley Cooper

Talking about Bradley Cooper is so two weeks ago, but speculating about his sexuality is a topic that never dies. Don’t blame us! We’re not the ones posting blind items that very clearly point a finger at the so-called “Sexiest Man Alive”. It’s just the way things are! People think he’s gay. We don’t really get it… Kind of like that time we watched Burlesque with our lesbian friend, and she swore up and down that Cam Gigandet‘s playing for our team. We didn’t see that either. Maybe we just have really bad gaydar?

In any case, it doesn’t matter if Bradley’s actually gay or not. Today’s post is an entirely hypothetical discussion about whether he’d be a Top or Bottom. Consider the evidence—a) he has a great ass, b) he speaks fluent French, and c) nearly ninety percent of you would sleep with him. That last point’s technically irrelevant, but we thought it was worth mentioning.

We’re interested to see how this one turns out! The majority of you predicted that Alec Baldwin would lean towards the top, with a little over thirty-four percent selecting the Total Top option. Head over here to see the full results, or click through to masturbate to some pictures of Bradley Cooper.

– Dewitt

Break on through to cast your vote:

If we’re to believe Wet Hot American Summer, the answer is “Total Bottom”.




13 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Bradley Cooper

  1. Also heard he was Liam Neeson’s bottom bitch during the filming of The A-Team. And if he can take Liam’s legendary cock, he’s 100% total bottom.

  2. I fell madly in LUST with him when I saw the movie “Failure to Launch”…I don’t really care whether he is Top, bottom, or versatile…as long as he is in my bed when I fall asleep and awake each morning…woof!

  3. top or btm, you know he watches himself in the mirror whenever he’s fucking someone.  he’s a hot guy, but that’s a sad flat ass.

  4. Total bottom. Wet Hot American Summer was based of his real life experiences. And as others have mentioned, he likes his tops to be daddies.

  5. Joseph where did you hear this gossip? It’s all lies, Liam didn’t fuck Bradley Cooper. Some gay men wish all hot straight men to be gay.

  6. my tongue is just twitching at the mere thought of licking that treasure trail from his lower abs to
    his cock  🙂

  7. He would be 100% verse and would probably cuddle with you until u fell asleep and have hot kitchen sex with u in the am while goofing around and making breakfast together. 🙂

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