Fuck, Marry, Block: Hunger Games

I’m into the Hunger Games thingy. Hey, it could be worse, it could be depressive vampires in love with mumbling girls. The trilogy about a sucky future world in which young people battle each other to the death for food has been read by millions, and you don’t have a young adult book trilogy without the requisite movie. The film version of the first book drops into the gladitorial arena in March.

Lions Gate Films just released the above still showing some of the main male characters in the movie. You’ve got one of Peeta (the heroine’s love interest) who’s played by Josh Hutcherson. Woody Harrelson is the drunken and bewigged Haymitch, who is Katniss’ coach. Rock’n’rolla Lenny Kravitz plays Cinna, the heroine Kat’s costumer and a character that I was SURE the film studio was going to make flamingly gay because movie executives are usually idiots but they seem to have chosen wisely here.

Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with Josh, Woody, and Lenny. I already know my answer. Damn, he’s dreamy. Wait, though, Woody supposedly has a huge cock. And Lenny is..well, Lenny. This might actually be hard! I guess we should take Woody’s wig into consideration.

– J. Harvey

Josh Hutcherson

Woody Harrelson

Lenny Kravitz

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1,005 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: Hunger Games”

  3. It’s a draw between Woody and Lenny – I’d fuck ’em both. Marry Josh, cause waking up next to that everyday would be a dream come true. Sorry, just couldn’t block any one of them.

  7. Fuck Lenny (a bod to die for) , Marry Woody (he seems like a great guy) , Block Josh (who still seems to me to be less than fully formed…in a couple of years he’ll probably be smokin’, but right now he’s barely ‘cute’)

  21. Put Woody on Marijuana daily= his main stay, Lenny pimped by a factor of 10 and keep him as an equal, Josh marry when he is able to know his love = his humanity with one man is his life in a LTR that the whole world knows is real!

  22. Marry Josh (in a heartbeat), Fuck Lenny( cause you know it’s probably a good size), and Block Woody(only after you had pilfered his stash of weed)

  24. Dude, I would fuck and marry Alexander Ludwig, the bloke who’s playing Cato.  That man is hot.

  25. I would fuck Lenny many, many times.  Marry Josh and of course, fuck him on a daily basis.  Block Woody.

  30. BLOCK WOODY and the other two just fuck the life out of them at the same time, I mean they’d fuck the life out of me

  31. Obviously everything Lenny, the young one is too fem and pale, Woody is , well,Woody, but Lenny Kravitz is still smokin

  32. Easy one for me. Fuck Josh, he’s young and cute and just looks like he wants it. Marry Lenny, he’s hot and probably sweet and soulful with a just little edge to him.  Block Woody… for obvious reasons.

  34. I’ll fuck Lenny, Marry Woody and block Josh. Not into twinks at all. Where did you leave Liam, Miley’s bf? He’s the other leading guy of this movie. And I believe Donald Sutherland and Stanley Tucci are part of the cast as well. Are we having part two of this feature with the Hunger Games’ males?

  43. fuck josh (so sexy and hot but  wandering eyes)
    marry Woody (I  loved him in  the bar)
    block Lenny ( for no particular reason except  he  drew the short straw)

  47. Marry Lenny (so many days, so many nights, so many fucks)
    Fuck Woody (just the once, that bad-boy Texan vegan with a foot fetish … yum)
    Block Josh (or whatever the Kewpie Doll of the moment is – age THAT little piece of white bread ten years and you’ve got … well … look at the Z-list wanna-be stars of yesteryear trying to make it in remakes of the $ 6 million Man!)

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