(Not So) Secret Sex: Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Contestant Would You Fuck Out of Drag?

This isn’t the time for Secret Sex. Tell me all your secrets! Which of the thirteen RuPaul’s Drag Race 4 contestants would you be most likely to bang out of drag? My vote goes to Phi Phi O’Hara. She was fucking intolerable last night, and I’d really love to shut her up by sitting on his face. Also, he’s fucking cute with those glasses. I would totally jizz on those glasses.

Sidenote: Pretty sure Sharon Needles is my (and everyone’s) favorite so far, with Willam and Latrice Royale tying for second place. Willam is probably going to win. Other than that, I appreciated Lashauwn Beyond‘s obligatory “This is not RuPaul’s Best Friend Race” quote during Untucked. She’s kind of amazing too, and you know your reality show’s truly made it when someone’s pulled the “I’m not here to make friends” card.

– Dewitt

Click through to see full pics and cast your vote:

WILLAM:

LASHAUWN BEYOND:

JIGGLY CALIENTE:

MADAME LaQUEER:

PHI PHI O’HARA:

MILAN:

ALISA “POOR ME AND MY D.U.I” SUMMERS:

DIDA RITZ:

THE PRINCESS:

KENYA MICHAELS:

CHAD MICHAELS (NO RELATION):

SHARON NEEDLES:

LATRICE ROYALE:




25 thoughts on “(Not So) Secret Sex: Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Contestant Would You Fuck Out of Drag?

  1. Um, you left “The Princess” out of the poll.  And s/he’s the one I’d fuck.  (Although without the ball cap.  Should have used the shirtless screen capture.)  Phi Phi O’Hara, Sharon Needles, Chad Michaels, Dida Ritz and Milan are also hot guys.  I was surprised by the cluster this year; in the past, there’s only been one or so.

  2. Calm down. If you want a “none of them” option, just walk away from this post and don’t vote. You don’t have to prove how masculine and great you are by making a comment about it.

  3. Not trying to prove anything, just not really attracted to any of these guys. Lashauwn comes the closest though, he is a strong maybe in my book…BUT I don’t watch this show so I know nothing about any of them, just going on the pictures above.

  4. yea, I have to agree with other comments you left out the “none of the above” option. My choice is “none of the above”

  5. the princess was such a cute guy on the show, I was totally into him…. but he’s into that Meth addict look, which is not me lol

  6. You really think Willam is going to win? I was super unimpressed by her and her bitchy arrogance about being an extra on a bunch of TV shows. I’m kind of feeling the big girls this year. You can’t deny that Jiggly’s lip sync was amazing.

  7. Jiggly’s lip sync wasn’t the best I’ve ever seen, but she did a great job with the material she was given. The split was timed PERFECTLY.

    If we’re talking big girls, Latrice is my top pick. Jiggly got on my nerves during Untucked, and there’s something off about Madame LaQueer (she might grow on me).

    I’m thinking Willam or Sharon will win, solely because of the edits they were given in the first episode. Of course, it’s probably too early to tell…

  8. If Willam wins, it will be a travesty–at least given his look and performance on this first episode.  I loves Sharon Needles, and Madame LaQueer, and was surprised Chad Michaels didn’t get a bigger shout out. 

  9. ok, william is in the lead on this poll??  wtf?? i guess placement is everything…….he looks like a candle with 5 o’clock shadow that has been melted, then frozen, then put in a wig.  bleech

  10. Apparently all you have to do during a “Lip Sync for your life” is a “death drop”…which obviously all of the queens have learned. It’s apparent that if you do one of those during the lip sync then you are safe. It doesn’t matter how good you are at performing the number or anything. As long as you do the “jump-legs spread- split to the ground” you are safe.

  11. The only one I think is cute is Phi Phi O’Hara. Everybody else caught none I my attention. Willam is getting on my nerves with her bitch attitude.

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