Top or Bottom: Justin Bieber

Have you heard about Justin Bieber‘s boyfriend?!?!

It’s the title of his new single. We probably should have put that in quotes as “Boyfriend”, but that wouldn’t have been as much fun. The pop star, who recently turned eighteen and became the victim of his own porn parody, will release the song at some point in the near future. Apparently it’s been compared to Justin Timberlake and… the Ying Yang Twins?

Interesting. Though we’re not really fans of the Biebz here at Manhunt headquarters, we thought it’d be fun (aka a total shitshow in the comments section) to include him in the Daily‘s Top or Bottom series. So without further ado, let’s skip right to the big question. If he were playing for our team, do you think he’d be a pitcher or a catcher?

– Dewitt

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338 thoughts on “Top or Bottom: Justin Bieber

  1. How in the world anyone in the first place would like this kid let alone his singing which would have been booted off American Idol in the first round.  I don’t know and can’t figure out.  I can’t even stand to look at him on TV.  I’m with manhunt on this and not really liking the kid.

  2. I voted for 100% versatile but I would wish he was a top if had the chance with him. Jury’s out on his singing haven’t really heard him that much but I would love to play in bed with him.

  3. Bieber’s singing doesn’t bother me – i  don’t hear it that often.  for a young man  he  is well mannered and seems to have his head on straight.  I  guess what I really appreciate is the caring he shows for children who have problems healthwise.  He makes a point of visiting children’s hospitals in all the cities he has concerts in and and for that reason I think this young man deserves praise and a pat on the back.  So I   don’t care what he is sexually.  To me he is a very fine young man!    Ron

  4. I’ll pass on the “If he were playing for our team…” game.   Seems like this game is played a lot with self-identified Christians, e.g., Tim Tebow.   They’re both public figures but I don’t find speculation about their sexual orientationall that interesting.  If they’re both gay, cool.  If neither one is gay, cool.     

  5. He’s probably neither top nor bottom; sort of weirdly and androgynously asexual. But it might be fun to tie him up for about 18 hours and just randomly and repeatedly fuck the hell out of him.

  6. his music is ‘bubble gumish’, kids copy his hair cut, & the way he dresses………the ‘kids’ need a life, the rest need to ignore him.

  7. He is the cutest lil twink boi.. I hate his music but would love to top him all night long….

  8. Lol this was an excellent choice. Bebs is a hottie and he is rather funny as well. But i totally think he would be a top. When u are twink u always are suprised by the positions people have. by positions i mean int he sack

  9. I could care less! But, I am gonna side w/Marg Helgenber who said he was a TOTAL SHITHEAD while on the set on CSI MIAMI. Thats enough for me!

  10. He’s as gay as George Michael, Elton John, Neal Patrick Harris, Anderson Cooper,  and on and on and on.  I can’t stand him. Not because he’s a big closet homo, but a little smart ass kid with an attidude who needs to be taken down a couple notches.  A few years down the road and he will be in the Betty Ford clinic.  God rest her soul, but did you think she would be there for so many fucked up “stars”?

  11. teenie tiny. That’s why he has such a big attidude. He has to make up for lack of a cock.

  12. Am I the only one who threw up in his mouth a little bit at the thought of Justin Bieber naked and having sex with…anyone?!?

  13.  Actually he’s  not a smart ass kid at all – he’s extremely polite when interviewed and has actually does quite a bit of charitable work and continues to.  Additionally, I’ve never heard or seen anything in the tabloids to lead one to think that he’s a big partier so I don’t anticipate a Betty Ford visit anytime soon.  Nonetheless we all have our own opinions.

  14. we totally agree and I think DeWitt should acknowledge the great work this young man does.  Too bad some of the other celebrities wouldn’t do the same thing and make some young kids who has had a terrible illness at least have some fun, some feeling of being special, and so cool because they were able to meet a young man who shows care and concern for them.  Wish all you naysayers knew what it was like to spend months and sometimes years in a children’s hospital.  Give this man some credit for God’s sake!!!!

  15. Is that even a question????LOL. who the fuck are those who voted Total Top? U fucking kidding me?

  16. Ha, as long as we never use the word “breed” or any variation of it, I would gladly ram your ass, fairfaxx09. 😛

  17. he’s so cute! I would love to suck his tiny teenie dick. With patience and tenderness I would turn him into a bottom. Am I the only twink fan. HE IS A SUPER TWINK

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