Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing

Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel even weirder in the pants. Stop it, dick! I refuse to let you be aroused by this.

Russell’s ex-wife just released a music video. I didn’t watch a single second of it, but I’ve included it after the jump to justify this post’s existence. Maybe you’ll enjoy that more than this terrible, disgusting image that gave me a shameful yet pleasurable erection.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch Katy Perry’s post-divorce whatever:

3,472 thoughts on “Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing

  1. I totally agree.  Thank god that, when I read that paragraph, I laughed so hard my boner went away.  

  2. I just wonder if he cut his hair and shaved if he would be kind of hot.  He has a nice body, actually, and is also supposedly a sex addict, and if he looked anything like Ashton Kutcher does now after he cleaned himself up, we all might start to like him.  And I personally think he’s kind of funny.

  3. If you scroll the picture up to just past the point you can’t see his face…pretty sweet. I had no idea he had a body like that. I assumed it would be coated in curly black hair, saggy and a bit of a malfunction.  Surprise! Pretty sweet. It does give a tiny glimmer of insight into what Katy saw.

  4. eww… no thank you

    of course the “grampy”panties might be hiding a big thick cock when hard?

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