Yay, The Christmas-Themed Porn Is Here!

The sad thing is Drill My Hole’s take on A Christmas Carol is actually BETTER and follows the source material more closely than 1992’s A Muppet Christmas Carol! I tried watching that shit last night as part of my “Michael Xavier’s 30 Days of Non-Porn Christmas Movies” event and it’s AWFUL. Friggin’ Michael Caine trying […]


Blake, Jayden & Porter Form A Tower Of Power For Sean Cody

Let’s take a moment to salute the gorgeous trio of Blake, Jayden & Porter. They have snatched the holy grail when it comes to three-ways – THE TOWER OF POWER! Pulling the TOWER OF POWER off is no easy feat. It requires muscularity, endurance, agility, and timing. You have to be strong in the thighs, […]


Beefy Fuckers: Brad Powers Ambushes Griffin Barrows In The Bathroom

Griffin Barrows is definitely the hardest working versatile bottom in the porn business. See? He’s so popular pornographically that dudes in ski masks are busting out of his shower to ravage his bouncy bubble butt. The guy in the mask is Bromo’s The Intruder, Brad Powers. Brad’s become quite the fuck provider since we spotlit […]


Solo Artist: Meet Ray

Ray’s here to do some work on your house. You’ve got a hole in the ceiling. It’s entirely possible that the hole wasn’t there before Ray got here. Because his cock could have done that damage. Truthfully, his big, hard boner might have escaped his pants and busted a hole in the ceiling. You’re lucky […]


Manhunt Man of the Week: funhouseman

This week’s Manhunt man is an Aussie, and the streak of gray in his hair is killing us. Profile Name: funhouseman From: Maribyrnong, Victoria, Australia Find him on Manhunt: http://bit.ly/2gIiZPx


Hot Photographer: Marcello By Rick Day

Marcello was kind enough to send us some unreleased snaps that expert hotness capturer Rick Day took of him. If you’re into hot surfer dude types with flowing locks and kickass cum gutters, Marcello is your man. He’s also a former escort and proprietor of Signature Gay Massage. If you’re in London and want a […]


College Dudes: Scott Riley and Conner Mason Are Feeling Sensual Today

I didn’t come up with that, it came from College Dudes’ promo material. It just struck me as funny because I’ve never known any college dudes gay or straight to admit that they were “feeling sensual” today. That seems so erotic vagina spa meditation sex therapy moment to me. Scott Riley and Conner Mason are […]


Bromo: All Pierce Hartman Wanted Was To Frost A Cake

Instead, he got his butthole frosted with cum by former solo artist Brad Powers! Tall glass of fuckable Pierce Hartman was merely trying to put the finishing touches on the cake he baked. Brad had other ideas. (By the way, Pierce is so fucking handsome even when he’s recoiling in terror!) Before Pierce knows it, […]


Drawn To You: Art Franco

Art Franco’s lush paintings of male courtesans in powdered wigs sucking each other off, bullfighters getting their asses eaten, and cum flying from bejeweled cocks make me wants to rent Dangerous Liaisons and fuck in front of it. Franco’s watercolor work has a HEAT to it that you can’t deny. Plus, it’s usually pretty hard […]


Justin Dean Takes Junior Fernandez Deep Into The Woods

In regards to that post title, “deep” refers to how far Justin Dean sinks his cock into Junior Fernandez’s butt in CockyBoys’ Justin Fucks Junior. “Cutest guy on Earth” Justin Dean has something he wants to show Junior Fernandez. If you’re a frequent viewer of adult entertainment, you’ve probably guessed that the things Justin wants […]