“Move In The Right Direction” is the undeniable standout track on Gossip‘s fifth studio album A Joyful Noise. While it’s not necessarily lead singer Beth Ditto‘s strongest vocal performance, she still puts in enough chops to keep this inspirational dance jam moving in, well, the right direction.

Plus, and perhaps most importantly, this song is just so much damn fun.

- Dewitt

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As my illustrious and free-thinking co-blogger Dewitt has pointed out, the Andrew Christian boys should just take off their underwear and FUCK. Their hot-ass underwear vids are a huge cocktease! I’m still wanking to that kinky hazing video they put out. This new one’s fapping material quotient is up there as well.

The premise? “Tag Me” features the Andrew Christians (as I like to call them) taking a painting class. In their skivvies, of course. When the male model drops his drawers, things get heated. Boner adjusting, heavy flirtation, and ass painting abound!

Do you think Quinn Christopher Jaxon would let me paint HIS ass?

- J. Harvey

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

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Coco Morier sounds like Bats for Lashes. Coco Morier also acted as co-writer for Britney Spears‘ “How I Roll” and Sky Ferreira‘s “99 Tears”, two of my favorite pop tracks from the past few years. This combination simultaneously makes all the sense in the world and doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. That said, I choose to accept it while listening to her new single “Ambulance”.

Admittedly, this song falls a bit flat for me. While it dabbles in an oh-so-familiar (and wonderful) territory of indie-pop darkness, there just isn’t that extra “oomph” that makes me want to press repeat… But perhaps you’ll feel differently? If so, you can grab a free download of “Ambulance” here.

- Dewitt

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As noted earlier, House’s last episode airs tonight. Posting pics of actor Jesse Spencer (he’s on the show) showing off his cock and ass on a film set a few years back seemed like a fitting send-off. I’d assume this guy will find further work. All you really have to be able to do is read lines and look good in a wetsuit, right?

- J.Harvey

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Fox Television’s House ends tonight. For those of you who are like “who, what?”, it’s the suspense-drama about a drug-addicted cranky bitch of a doctor who solves medical mysteries. I’ve seen it a few times, and it’s not bad. But if I had this douche mocking me while I lay dying of a mysterious illness, I would go upside his jaw with one of those metal bed pans.

Are there any of you out there who find House’s portrayer (British actor Hugh Laurie) hot? There’s always some guy in the comments claiming that we don’t feature “regular” guys. Well, here ya go! Do you want to experience House’s bedside manner or would you like a second opinion? I have no clue what that meant. I was trying to work within the confines of medical cliche.

- J. Harvey

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