ITEM - Yes, stirring some shit up over here. These pics were over on DListed, but I cover for Michael K. occasionally so he wouldn’t slap me for ganking em’. I think. Girl, don’t call your lawyer. I only took 3!

This is Joe Jonas and a friend shopping in NYC. And if they aren’t fucking, THEY NEED TO BE. Joe Jonas is a sexy lil’ twink but his arm candy is it!

They’re probably just bros. Bros who shop together. And brunch. Maybe some handies. Just handies, though.

- J. Harvey

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ITEM - Beastie Boys are rad. Beastie Boys have always been rad. It was announced today that Adam Yauch (aka MCA) passed away after battling cancer. He was 47. Yauch announced he had cancer in 2009, and has been in treatment since.

The band was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame this year. Yauch was too ill to make the ceremony, but bandmates Michael Diamond (Mike D) and Adam Horovitz (Ad-Rock) read a letter he had written:

“I’d like to dedicate this to my brothers Adam and Mike,” he wrote. “They walked the globe with me. It’s also for anyone who has ever been touched by our band. This induction is as much ours as it is yours.”

The Beasties were seminal (this is Manhunt, I know, but I’m avoiding the jizz joke) artists in the hip-hop world, and….fuck, MCA’s dead. And Katy Perry’s alive. Ugh. Rest in peace, Mr. Yauch. Thank you for your contribution.

I’m sure Dewitt and I aren’t the only homos who like the Beastie Boys.

This is Manhunt, so I should add that I’ve wanted to fuck Ad-Rock since I was a kid.

- J. Harvey

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ITEM - Wow, it takes some EXCELLENT DNA to still look kinda hot at your arraignment. This shit looks like a gritty fashion shoot. That’s Nick Gruber. He used to film gay fuck flicks under the name “Aaron Skyline” (they are CLEARLY running out of names) and “Zeke” for Next Door Male and Sean Cody. Gruber left porn, went to a dentist, and turned up as famed fashion designer Calvin’s Klein’s trophy rentboy. Unfortunately, shit fell off for Nick. They broke up in January. And this past Tuesday evening, Nick was busted in NYC for…hiding cocaine in his underwear in the wake of a brawl with a friend at his penthouse. He should have just hooped it. It’s not like he hasn’t had things stuffed up there before.

Anyway, he was released on bail and he’s off to rehab. Sources say Calvin is footing the bill.

It must fucking suck when you’re riding high on the arm of one of the most famous designers on Earth, and then you get dumped and it’s back to your post-porn career of doing nothing. I’d probably be snorting up all the yay and punching friends in the face, too. Ok, I wouldn’t but I sorta feel sorry for him. Wait…penthouse? FUCK HIM.

- J. Harvey

Photo credit: Sean Cody

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ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has fired all of her minions who work on America’s Next Top Model. This would include the Orangina-shaded Mr. J., model coaching legend and Queen Mother of Sassy Bitches Miss J., and kinda hotsy fashion photographer Nigel Barker (above). Ratings are wwwaaayyy down, so Ty Ty is making changes.

I haven’t watched ANTM since Dewitt stopped recapping it, but why not just end it? They’re down to “All-Star” seasons and pitting British models against American ones. Tyra, let it go.

- J. Harvey

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ITEM - Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I take their place in your heart? Enough. Anyway, Zac and his co-star were interview by an Australian duo and they brought up some sort of one-handed bra removal Zac does in the movie. Zac was his hot self and was like “yep, that’s my move”. Let’s be frank. There’s a REALLY good chance this move is actually used to move aside the thong from the butthole of a fellow twink. *sigh* We wish. He really is dreamy. Check that arm.

On a sidenote, is it bad that the chubby Australian asshole in the vid is sorta doing it for me as well? The bigger the cushion…

- J. Harvey

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