I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve jerked off to “The Coach“. This particular Randy Blue scene—starring Mitch Branson (then Mitchel Stone), Reese Rideout and Chris Rockway—is a modern classic, and it’s guaranteed to induce boners for anyone who’s ever fantasized about that man barking orders with a whistle around his neck.

Alas, I have a short-term memory when it comes to porn, so my deepest gratitude goes out to Jasun Mark of Gay Daily Hot for posting the video above. Not only did it remind me that this scene exists, but it gave me a good chuckle or two! Sienna D’Enema‘s always good for that. I mean, remember Jiz and The Mammograms? So bad, so good.

- Dewitt

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This week, Jim Carrey posted a video of himself professing his undying love to actress Emma Stone. Everyone assumed it was a joke(?) despite it not being that funny, and Emma enrolling in a self-defense class. Enter Kathy Griffin. And I’m not saying this just because I’m a homotron, but it’s way funnier than Jim’s. So in one fell swoop, she mocks him and improves things at the same time. Brava, Kathy, brava.

- J. Harvey

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This was from Kristen Wiig’s first season on Saturday Night Live, and she was already establishing herself as one of the only reasons to watch the show. Check out her impression of Judy Garland on a fictitious Vincent Price Thanksgiving Special. She’s made some of her special cornbread stuffing for all of you!

- J. Harvey

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The following is sure to offend everyone – gays, blacks, hipsters, and especially Ted Danson fans. So, yes, it’s hilarious. It’s also pretty impressive how they inserted this queen into the clip.

Cheers sucked after Shelly Long exited, anyway.

p.s. “Pink sock” is the new “cock.”

- J. Harvey

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Beth Ditto is the rubenesque beauty with the hot voice who fronts The Gossip. She’s also launched a solo career, and the video for her single “I Wrote The Book” was a tribute to Madonna’s “Justify My Love” vid. That was the one where she had the black & white fetish orgy across an entire hotel floor.

Beth’s Madge-fixation doesn’t end there. She recently played a private party and did a bangin’ cover of “Vogue.” You hetero chubby chasers out there should grab the Keri lotion and a tissue. The rest of us can just enjoy  her killer voice.

In a cool sidenote, Madge’s business partner and pal Guy Oseary Tweeted that Madge saw this and thought it was “great.”

- J. Harvey

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