Porn performer Tag Eriksson (legal name Fredrik Eklund) has put his pants on and is now selling something on video besides dick. He’s one of the stars of Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing New York, which premieres on March 7. That’s the spin-off of the one where gay guys scream at each other over real estate. This is as opposed to couture, Swiss chard, or record deals. I’m CONVINCED that there are actually no biological females in Bravo’s reality television stable.

A native of Sweden, Tag appeared in a handful of gay vids before becoming a superstar corporate realtor in NYC. “Superstar” isn’t an exaggeration. He’s so big the New York Times did a profile on him. They didn’t include the pic of him sucking dick while exposing his partner’s butthole to the camera, though. Lame. We did.

This is a good example of how appearing in adult film isn’t always a hinderance to one’s career. Maybe it helped? For you property owners out there – did you want to know how big your realtor’s cock was?

- J. Harvey

(via Queerty)

p.s. The best Tag Eriksson film has got to be 2003′s The Hole. It’s a take-off of The Ring. Tagline? “You see a video tape. You get a menacing phone call in the night… and seven days later you’re GAY.” HAHAHAHA. I love porn.

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They still play this shit? When MTV’s current season of The Real World is over, they farm the cast members out to participate in brutal athletic challenges in foreign lands. It sounds like some sort of human trafficking but it’s not, it’s just cable. One imagines MTV feels some sort of debt to the people they exploit on their gross reality show, so they try and keep em’ in paychecks.

Anyway the latest one, The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, debuts this week. The big twist is that they have paired off former contestants with former contestants they used to fuck or date in previous seasons. Won’t this lead to a murder?

Ain’t It Cool reports that the first episode has the pairs almost naked and having to scrape honey off each other while situated on a beam set stories above the Atlantic. MTV is twisted.

The only positive about this endeavor is that there’s a lot of hot young men with hot young bodies featured. Let’s decide which one of them you want to do! It’s your typical reality show dregs, so you’re choosing based on visuals alone. Our apologies. Vote after the break!

- J. Harvey

p.s. You MAY recognize one of these dudes and think “uh, he has an ex-GIRLFRIEND?”

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes. Yep. Absolutely. Will do. Si.

American Idol started up again. The ratings are low (I blame J.Lo. I also blame J. Lo for not being able to geographically target my Tweets, the Dow Jones, and that irritating woman at the bank). Those ratings are to improve by one Non-Nielsen homosexual if Jason “Wolf” Hamlin keeps moving forward in the competition. He’s a MECHANIC. A BEAR MECHANIC WHO CAN SING. I haven’t been shooting this much precum at Idol since the oil rig guy.

But enough about my tastes, would you get on this brawny bear?

p.s. Ryan’s bullshit “I’m glad you’re not kissing me, dude” is so transparent. He was practically strapping on knee pads in his highlighted head.

- J. Harvey

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Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal  is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down by the girl in question when he proposed to her. Or at least that’s what the writers wrote. They also wrote him owning a vineyard. Hey, if you win – free booze to drink to dull your sense of regret until your scheduled break-up for the tabloids. What do you think of Ben? Would you squash his grapes? Oooo, that metaphor was all sorts of wrong.

He doesn’t look like THIS guy, that’s for sure.

- J. Harvey

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PR guru Jonathan Cheban has the dubious honor of being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. Poor bastard. You will probably see Cheban on the regular more often. He’s got his own reality show on E! (Spin Crowd) and he was flour-bombed in NYC yesterday by a fan of Kim’s insta-ex-husband Kris Humphries. Cheban is bringing a 5 million dollar defamation suit against Humphries for referring to him as “gay” on that godawful Keeping Up With The Kardashians shitshow, and apparently people are riled. We need to turn off our TVs and go sit on the beach and read a book if people are taking this shit that seriously.

Let’s move past it and get to the important part. Would you fuck Jonathan Cheban?

If you base your sexual conquests on the dude’s personality, the video after the jump will probably have somewhat of an influence on your choice.

- J. Harvey

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