If you didn’t watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion special and you actually care about the show or spoilers, you might want to stop reading this post right now. On that note, you might also want to stay out of the comments section, where I assume our readers will be discussing the outcome of this season.

Now, on to the important question—what the fuck did Willam Belli do to get disqualified from the show? Did it have anything to do with drugs or hormones? Is she pregnant? Did she spill details on the competition? Were her shoes too fabulous? Did she get caught getting spitroasted by Shawn Morales and Jason Carter?

Nope. She just fucked her husband.

The rules apparently state that contestants aren’t supposed to tell anyone where they are. Yet despite her best efforts to keep the location secret, her man basically stalked her, showed up at her hotel door and then they bumped perineums all night long. How romantic!

…And since Willam is the queen of good timing, let’s all watch her new parody “I Love You Like A Big Schlong” (if not only because Dante Ferraro‘s in it).

- Dewitt

Click through to watch Willam’s new music video:

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Somehow, we neglected to write about this hot dude flashing his pubes for photographer Rick Day. This is particularly unacceptable considering he was a contestant on the most recent season of Survivor, and people love to wank to pictures of D-List reality television stars.

So, uh, without further ado, here are some pictures of Jay Byar‘s pubes. Wank away.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Rick Day

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Blake Shelton recently told MTV News (via Unicorn Booty) that, like the rest of the world, he wants The Voice‘s co-judge Adam Levine’s dick #INHISBUTT. Who doesn’t? Here’s what he said:

All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on Adam. It blows me away people can pick up on that just by watching that on television. I want to kiss him. I want to kiss him so bad. I don’t care if it’s mutual or not. Can you honestly tell me that you don’t have a little bit of a crush on Adam? He’s sexy, is the word I’m using.

Shelton said some stupid things on Twitter in the past, so perhaps this is a way of making up for that. Maybe it isn’t, though. Maybe it isn’t some sort of mea culpa so the homosexuals don’t think he’s a dildo. Maybe Adam Levine’s body and face just made him blurt out what he’s really feeling. Sometimes I stare at that famous picture of Adam nude with only some lucky lady’s hand over his junk and I think I would renounce Absolutely Fabulous and Twinkies for that guy.

- J. Harvey

Does anyone else watch The Voice? If so, did you throw your remote at the television screen when Blake Shelton chose sort-of-okay Charlotte Sometimes over the sheer perfection known as Lex Land? I did… Look, I’m willing to forgive Blake for that whole homophobic tweet scandal—especially after he implied that he’d bump taints with Adam Levine—but this is the worst thing he’s done since eliminating the tragically nerdy-hot gay ginger Mormon. Or, you know, “Honey Bee”.

Lucky for us, Lex already has two solo albums under her belt, and they’re probably 969% better than anything she’d record if she won this stupid reality singing competition. Speaking of which, does anyone know if Javier Colon‘s still alive? This show obviously did wonders for his career!

UPDATE: In case you missed it, you can watch Lex and Charlotte battle here.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Lewis Jacobs/NBC

Click through to some of Lex Land’s solo material:

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Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive their decision to stop showing videos.

These guys MUST know they’re becoming scantily-clad sex dummies for titillation’s sake. Put on this grape-smuggler and slide down a greasy mountain? “Er, ok. I could possibly win some money. Why is the cameraman lazily fondling himself?”

Who cares? Look at the bodies! And those slippery, shiny asses! Why aren’t I taping this mess? Can you program a DVR through your iPhone? I don’t want to forget.

That Johnny is a sexy bastard!

- J. Harvey (via Superherofan.net)

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