As my illustrious and free-thinking co-blogger Dewitt has pointed out, the Andrew Christian boys should just take off their underwear and FUCK. Their hot-ass underwear vids are a huge cocktease! I’m still wanking to that kinky hazing video they put out. This new one’s fapping material quotient is up there as well.

The premise? “Tag Me” features the Andrew Christians (as I like to call them) taking a painting class. In their skivvies, of course. When the male model drops his drawers, things get heated. Boner adjusting, heavy flirtation, and ass painting abound!

Do you think Quinn Christopher Jaxon would let me paint HIS ass?

- J. Harvey

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

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ITEM - Yes, stirring some shit up over here. These pics were over on DListed, but I cover for Michael K. occasionally so he wouldn’t slap me for ganking em’. I think. Girl, don’t call your lawyer. I only took 3!

This is Joe Jonas and a friend shopping in NYC. And if they aren’t fucking, THEY NEED TO BE. Joe Jonas is a sexy lil’ twink but his arm candy is it!

They’re probably just bros. Bros who shop together. And brunch. Maybe some handies. Just handies, though.

- J. Harvey

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I can’t stop laughing at the reactions of the dude sitting behind this maniac. The gem in the white took her allotted five minutes to speak at a Lincoln, Nebraska hearing over a proposed protection ordinance for the LGBT community. Let’s just say the demented bitch wasn’t in favor of it.

I just watched this on Towleroad and cracked up as even the ancient lady behind her has a “what the-?” look on her face.

This has to be some kind of art project, right?. The nonsensical ramblings paired with that hat…

- J. Harvey

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I would like to say there’s more to this video than two guys in speedos frolicking on a beach to a cover of Nicki Minaj‘s “Super Bass”. However, there isn’t really anything else to see here! It’s literally just two hot guys running and doing cartwheels in the sand, as we’re treated to gratuitous shots of their lycra-clad bums. And we’re okay with that.

In the comments of the clip, the videographer actually confessed that he was just “testing out a camera” so he didn’t really “push any boundaries”. You might disagree with that sentiment once, upon watching this, you feel your “boundaries” pushing against your waistband…

- Dewitt

PS: Have you put in your two cents on our “Hot or Not: Speedos” post yet? Get on it!

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It’s been a CRAY CRAY week so far. The leader of the free world came out in support of same-sex marriage yesterday. Whether you think it was a completely calculated move or not, THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD CAME OUT IN SUPPORT OF SAME-SEX MARRIAGE YESTERDAY.  This was after North Carolina voted bigotry into their state constitution, AND we found out that John Travolta’s hole might be the hungriest since the Sarlac in Return Of The Jedi.

I’m getting married in October, and I feel like it’s all destined somehow considering what happened yesterday (Jesus, am I self-involved or what?).

LET THESE FLOODGATES OPEN. Fuck it, LET THEM BURST! Our time is NOW. Yes, I’m writing about gay marriage on the blog for a gay hook-up site, but some dudes are going to want to settle down eventually, right? Your president would like you to be able to do so. It gives me hope.

Anyway, this video demonstrates how I’m sure a lot of us are feeling today.

Does anyone else think sweatpants are sexy?

- J. Harvey

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