There are many ways to respond to the question presented in this post’s title, so let me rephrase that—why the fuck is Broke Straight Boys model Kodi not bottoming in this scene? Whether he’s broke and/or straight is up for debate, but the fact of the matter is that this boy was made to be fucked. See evidence of that here, here or here.

Look, it’s not as if I don’t want to see Liam Corolla taking a whopping schlong up his hairy, young ass! It’s just that, um, Kodi shouldn’t ever be allowed to top anyone. They should have found someone else to shove it into Liam and filmed a separate scene between Kodi and Denver Grand.

In fact, I plan on registering a formal complaint, demanding that this scene be taken down and replaced immediately! You’re welcome to join my cause by sending me pictures of your dicks. I’ll attach them to a petition entitled “Dicks United For Kodi’s Perfect Butthole”.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

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If you’re not already familiar, Blake Mason is a gay porn site devoted to hot British dudes sucking and fucking. The performers generally fall into the category of twink, jock or the standard guy-next-door type, and their scenes range from super hot to, if we’re being entirely honest, slightly robotic.

In today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, you get to judge eight of the site’s models on their ability to bang on camera. It’s basically like every other round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, except these guys are all horny and British. Got it? Good.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Blake Mason

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Konstantino‘s beard makes my butthole twitch. That’s probably more information than you needed to know, but could you imagine those whiskers buried between your cheeks, brushing against your man parts? It would be a heavenly experience! Then again, if you’re not into bushy facial hair, it might be an awful experience! If that’s the case, perhaps you should browse through our Quickie section for a clean-shaven model who matches your tastes…

The rest of you can stay here and fap to thirty additional pics of Konstantino.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Rufskin

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A few weeks ago, I came across this trailer of Trevor Knight chatting in a public bathroom with a very flexible young man. He was threatening to drop out of school and join the circus, so Trevor did what any reasonable, perverted teacher would do… He asked if those acrobatic moves were ever used in a sexual context. The line that followed nearly made me squirt coffee through my nose:

“Are you checking out my ass? It’s okay if you were.”

I’m not sure why this was so funny to me. Part of it might have been the way the circus twink, otherwise known as Jesse Jordan, delivered this particular line. The other part had more to do with the physicality of it all. After saying this, Jesse does a split in front of Trevor’s cock and immediately starts giving him a blowjob. It never fails to make me laugh (and Trevor’s dick never fails to give me a boner).

Long story short, Jesse Jordan is a genius. More of him, please!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Big Dicks At School

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How has it taken this long for someone to figure out that it’d be a good idea to make a movie about Paddy O’Brian fucking everyone? The gay-for-pay porn star, who’s currently poised for third place on this week’s edition of The Ten, whips out his thick cock, incredible accent and a little bit of awkward (yet endearing) energy for his latest flick, the magnificently-titled Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse.

Hot Spunks lines up an exciting roster of the industry’s best British bottoms, ranging from mega-twink Dan Dailey to hairy muscle jock Scott Hunter. Those two are joined (but not at the same time) by JP Dubois, Tate Ryder and Marco Sessions for five cum-drenched scenes full of sucking, rimming and balls-deep ass pounding.

Take note! When we say “rimming”, we’re talking about each of these guys licking Paddy‘s fuzzy hole. That seemed like relatively important information to share with you.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Hot Spunks

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