My other New Year’s resolution is to talk about Fabio Stallone‘s dick more often. It’s one of those dicks that you see and go “whoa!”, not only because it’s long and thick, but also ’cause it turns at an interesting angle. I mean, I’ve had […]
Category: Cock-a-Doodle Do Me!
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Montgomery from Sean Cody
While the last few models from Sean Cody‘s solo scenes have stunned me with their pretty boy jock appeal, Montgomery‘s the first one who made me want to drop down to my knees, say “ahhh” and get my throat slammed like a little bitch. Seriously, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Billy Baval
Billy Baval‘s shaft might be slightly smaller than the average Cock-A-Doodle Do Me subject, but it’s got a nice upward curve and a decent amount of girth. More importantly? It’s attached to a jackhammer top with a healthy appetite for sex and a propensity towards […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Cody Allen
Mischievous, blue-eyed Cody Allen—who I refuse to refer to as anything but a “werewolf”—can literally fuck himself. It’s a rather amazing sight to witness. I mean, even if you’ve seenĀ a billionĀ self-fucking or autofellatio videos in the past, the novelty never really wears off. It’s always […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: JJ Handler’s Enormous Schlong
JJ Handler‘s cock is so big that you’ll be walking funny after merely viewing this post. We wish we were kidding! But, basically? JJ’s monolithic man-meat got us so freakin’ dickmatized that we had to round you all up for an emergency edition of our […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Andrew Justice
From the upward curve to that perky little helmet, the mere shape of Andrew Justice‘s cock makes my hole twitch. There are so many ‘gasm-inducing spots a dick like this can hit, and with a ‘shroom head like that, I’d love to play “just the […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Spencer Reed (II)
Rest assured, gentle readers, this isn’t an apology to Spencer Reed for drawing attention to his bacne and implying he’s an “opinionated twat waffle“. The fact of the matter is that, even after his jerky comments several months ago, I considered Spencer’s onscreen abilities to […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: David Ken’s 10-Inch Meat
“David Ken” is a boring name for a man with such an extraordinary, monolithic schlong. When you’re packing ten inches of thick and veiny meat, your gay porn pseudonym should lean toward cheesier territory (a la Girth Brooks). We need a name that tells us […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Skinny Dipping Gangbang Edition
I’m in a slutty mood this weekend. Now, I realize what some of you are thinking: “Aren’t you always in a slutty mood, Dewitt?” And you’re not wrong! I’m a horny bastard with a dick that never seems to quit. These are just facts, and […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Landon Conrad (II)
Geez, how long has it been since Landon Conrad‘s last Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? It feels like a trillion years since I’ve talked about his curved dick, in particular how I want it to poke my prostate over and over again like we’re flirting on […]