If you were hoping to see Jessie Colter without his foot shoved up someone’s asshole, then you’re in luck! Lucas Entertainment placed him in a significantly more vanilla scene, in which the “sensual bottom gives his body to the powerful Jean Franko“. For the record, those are their words. We don’t ever like to talk about “making love” or “giving your body” to someone. It just sounds… icky?

The best part about this scene is Jessie’s butt. Of course, the best part of ANY scene with Jessie Colter is usually his butt, so we probably didn’t have to tell you that.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment

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Celebrity Skin meets Everything Butt meets Who Would You Rather! We caught this GIF wall a while back on World of Wonder, and it’s truly a crime that we’ve taken so long to share it with you. Feel free to punish us later. With your dicks.

But, um, back to the topic at hand! Which of these guys has the best mounds? Our money is on one of the Ryans (Ryan Kwanten or Ryan Phillippe, not Ryan Reynolds), though Mario Lopez ain’t too shabby either… You really can’t lose with this collage. Even douchebag Ashton Kutcher (despite his flat ass) has some pretty nice lower back dimples.

- Dewitt

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To celebrate the eighth anniversary of Corbin Fisher, this weekend’s Everything Butt and Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts will be exclusively devoted to the site’s models. Truthfully, we didn’t have to think too hard when it came to choosing an ass to highlight. The answer came into our brains loud and clear:

“Aiden! Aiden! You should feature Aiden!”

In a sense, the answer almost literally came into our brains, given Aiden’s all-too-famous tendency to shoot multiple loads during his shoots. The third installment of his “Triple Load” series (costarring Chandler) is crazy, crazy good! Aiden clearly loves getting his muscular ass plowed, and it seems like Corbin Fisher will continue pushing his limits for the duration of 2012.

Hmm, could he replace Sean Cody‘s Jamie and swoop in to become 2012′s Hottest Cock Slut? Only time will tell! We’re just waiting to see if Aiden’s “Quintuple Load” is ever gonna happen… Keep your fingers crossed.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Corbin Fisher

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Jean Morocco looks like his entire body was spray-painted gold for this photo shoot. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re totally cool with gold people. Some of our best friends are gold… Be that as it may, none of our friends have asses like this, or deliciously smooth nut-sacks that we could grab onto while fucking them on their backs. Jean Morocco has all of these things (and so much more).

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Bel Ami Online

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Avery‘s butt isn’t anywhere near as tight as his Fratmen colleague Marco, but that doesn’t make it/him any less desirable. The thoroughly spankable exterior appears to be silky smooth with just a touch of fuzz, right at the bottom where his beefy thighs meet his cheeks.

If that weren’t enough to please you, he’s got that ever-so-appealing “innocent jock” charm. We kind of just want to scoop him up and hug him! And then we want to corrupt him and destroy any semblance of innocence that’s left in him.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Fratmen

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