“Sleep tight, America! In this vintage gay porn film, the safety of the free worlds rests in the hands of a very sexy group of army cadets. They are committed to keep the world safe and fucking each other every chance they get. These hot and hung men are ready to report for duty — on all fours!

“Bruce, played by Jim Wyatt, is in love with Larry (Paul Roberts). Their love story interweaves with a couple of other sex scenes, one of which involves a card game in the barracks that turns into a wrestling match/fuck session. Roberts can’t admit his love for Wyatt, and gets blown by Aaron, played by Edward Lee Eliot. Wyatt ends up fucking around with Kurt, played by Jim Davis, in an impromptu ‘sunbathing’ session in the desert. Davis confronts Roberts about his love for Wyatt, who then attempts suicide. The lovers reconcile, but a repentant Roberts dies while saving the world from a dangerous gas leak. Yes, this is classic story porn, remember?”

Generally, I try to avoid copying and pasting the text studios send us about their films, but I had to make an exception for this retro military fuck flick from Bijou Video. Suicide attempts? Saving the world from dangerous gas leaks? We need more of that in today’s gay porn.

Until that happens, you can pick up a copy of The Fantastic Heroes, and you can pick it up here.

- Dewitt

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My new favorite masturbational activity involves looking up old clips from Jocks, Falcon, COLT and Hot House. In my daily life, I’m used to seeing (and writing about) the same porn stars over and over again, so it’s nice to take a break and see some new faces that aren’t really new at all.

The unfortunate side effect of this practice is that, when I come across a guy I like, it’s not as easy to find more information about him. You can’t just look up his Twitter handle! There aren’t as many Google hits, since his career didn’t exist in the post-internet age. It can lead to a whole lot of frustration.

So, uh, help me out, eighties porn fans! Is the 1984 classic Ramcharger the only film that Beau Jordan ever appeared in If so, that’d be such a huge shame! He puts on one hell of a performance with Will Seagers‘ eight-inch rod, and I’d love to see more of his work (if it exists).

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Jocks Studios

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Everybody loves a sexy sailor on the down low, right? Regardless of whether that statement’s true or not, you’re about to see some sailors sucking, rimming and fucking in the 1970s gay porn flick Hollywood Liberty. The plot is pretty basic here:

Three “straight” sailors show up in Hollywood on a quest to dip into some lady parts. Then they suck some dick. Eventually, when the trio reconvenes at a bar, they all tell lies about their escapades with women… Which is crazy because none of them had sex with women! Those sailors sure are zany (and hot).

NOTE: We did not plan to make this a reoccurring theme today.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Bijou Video

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Our last post about legendary gay porn star Mike Branson didn’t have any video clips in it. This is simply unacceptable, because you can’t fully appreciate Mike Branson’s unbelievably perfect dick without seeing it in action. In particular, you can’t appreciate Mike Branson’s unbelievably perfect dick (and everything else) until you’ve watched the locker room orgies from The Freshmen.

So go watch them. It’s important to us that you learn to appreciate Mike’s dick.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Falcon Studios

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It’s no secret that the Flashback Friday series was basically created as an excuse to make sporadic posts about gay porn legend Al Parker, so you can imagine there was no hesitation when Bijou World sent us an e-mail about Rangers, a classic film from Parker’s very own Surge Studios. Here’s a description of the plot, which is almost boner-inducing in and of itself:

“Rangers is an outdoor epic (shot in the Sierras) that focuses on the exploits of the ever-vigilant, ever-patrolling park rangers (beefy, tattooed Chris West and lean Nick Rodgers) and the campers they come across… The rangers happen upon two campers, Kevin Hunt and Mark Edwards, who begin their morning by fucking on sleeping bags. Watching through binoculars, the duo copy their actions — sucking and fucking hard and uninhibitedly.

“Next, lumberjacks Al Parker, Daniel Holt and Chris Allen have sex in a desolate cabin in the woods. These three raunch hounds leave nothing unexplored. And what’s incredible here is when Parker ties up his cock and balls with a thong to Holt’s own monster meat, creating a large, balled mess of manmeat.

“Rodgers spies fishermen Jesse Koehler and Gregory Girard mouthing each other by a mountain stream, next. He later joins them for a ménage à trois waterside. The final scene puts West with race drivers Shawn Easton and Brad Peters. Once the drivers are out of their overalls, they sandwich Chris and hump him silly.”

My favorite part in this trailer is when Nick Rodgers is bent over the window of his squad car, getting his ass eaten, as he peeks with his binoculars at the horny campers. It appeals to the part of me with voyeuristic tendencies and the part of me that loves getting rimmed! Perfect.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Bijou World

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