His teammates call him “Princess” because he’s a rugby player/underwear model. Jealous bitches. This is Sandor Earl. He’s an Australian who plays for the Penrith Panthers. In the off-season, he strips down to his briefs (or less), oils up, and lets the cameras capture his sexy-ass body.

Looking at these pics…we’re going to betray the spirit of “Hot Rugger” and urge Sandor to say “fuck it” to rugby and stick to the modeling. HOO-RAH.

- J. Harvey

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Men aren’t usually known for having sexy legs. It’s kind of an overlooked category in a guy’s fuckability factor. Cock, ass, face, and chest are usually noted before hairy gams. We need to reconsider this trend thanks to rugger Sonny Bill Williams. Yes, he sounds like a guy who has a steer skull on his fence post and knows how to fricasse possum but he a fiery piece of rugby ass. Did you even have to ask if he comes from New Zealand (the majority of brutally attractive ruggers are made there)?

Williams has played for Australia and France, and is also a heavyweight boxing champion in his spare time. No one’s entered him in a “Best Legs Ever” pageant but that sort of thing doesn’t exist yet. When it does, the tiara and bouquet are all his. As is the complimentary blowjob from me.

- J. Harvey

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We normally post about the giant, muscley types who play professional rugby. This is Steven Gerrard. He’s lean but still mean. And damn cute! He’s the captain of the Premier League football club in Liverpool, England and (according to my best pal Wikipedia) regarded as “widely regarded as one of the greatest English footballers ever”.

For all of you guys who are into the wiry types out on the field, this one’s for you. All we ask of Steven is that he stops wearing his shorts so high. Show us some treasure trail and coin slot! (I’m talking about the last pic.)

- J. Harvey

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Daniel Conn played for Australia’s Sydney Roosters until a neck injury forced him out of the game at the tender age of 25. Luckily, he’s got himself to fall back on.

Conn could have been the absolutely worst rugby player in the history of the sport. He could have routinely scored goals for the other team. He could have worn a team shirt that declared that there’s no Santa Claus during a charity game for children. And he would be my favorite rugby player (this week). Because he looks like THAT.

Those tats would probably look abominable on anyone else. He makes them look like he’s been lovingly rubbed by angels and those are the traces they left!

We’ve run some of these pics in the past, but now we have a feature called “Hot Rugger” . We’d get our blogging licenses taken away if Daniel Conn’s hot self wasn’t posted  about.

- J. Harvey

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Sorry! We had to do this again. The original parody starring Tim Tebow and Tom Brady is blowing up on our Facebook page, so when we came across this shot of Australian rugby players Peter Wallace and Ashton Sims… Well, how could we resist?

Ashton came to our attention a few weeks ago, when one of our Tumblr pals posted a very tantalizing pic of him. The beefy fellow was wearing nothing but a skimpy black speedo, and we couldn’t help but notice his gigantic thighs and overall sexy presence. Ugh, this man makes us want to scrum (and other bad, overtly-sexual rugby puns).

- Dewitt

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