We told you once. We told you twice. For no reason in particular (aside from maybe Eduardo Ruiz‘s awesome armpits), we’ve designated the next couple of days as International Armpit Appreciation Week! Show some love for your favorite man’s pits by stroking them, licking them, cumming on them, or doing whatever else one might do to someone else’s armpits.

You can also take part in this week’s festivities by voting in today’s round of iPhone Wars. We tracked down four amateur guys who are pointing their elbows toward the sky, and it’s up to you to decide who’s the sexiest of the bunch. Choose wisely! Choose with your penis.

- Dewitt

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This round of iPhone Wars is particularly complicated, because even I don’t know who to vote for. You’d think I’d immediately gravitate toward Contestant B or C, given my general inclination to whore myself out for bearded dudes. However, I just can’t get past Contestant D‘s devilish smirk or Contestant A‘s, well, everything.

Who are you voting for? Leave a comment and convince me why he should win!

- Dewitt

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So apparently I secretly hate people with blond hair? This came to my attention when I couldn’t tell the difference between Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards (which I need to stop talking about, like, yesterday). It should be noted that these two look (and act) nothing alike.

In order to overcome my hatred of all blondes*, I’ve developed this very special weekend edition of iPhone Wars. All four of today’s contestants are of the golden variety, and they’re each appealing in their own… Oh, who am I kidding? You know who I’m voting for.

- Dewitt

* I’m allowed to joke about things like this, because I have blond hair too! And I hate myself!

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Screw iPhone Wars! The following six men have all made an appearance on Guys With Fries, a site which transforms your standard guy with an iPhone into a straight-up fast food junky. Why would anyone ever do this? Because it’s fucking hilarious and it rhymes. Do they need any other reason?

Click through to take a look at the six lucky contenders and cast your vote.

- Dewitt

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It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate the sixth installment of this iPhone Wars theme, we’ve bent the rules to allow (duh) six contestants in this round.

Based on these pictures, who do you think has the best butt? If you ever got your hands on him, what would you do to said butt? Vote in our poll, and then leave any additional thoughts in the comments section.

- Dewitt

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