In anticipation of IML this weekend (and Dirk Caber potentially making this face in our sling), we’ve rounded up thirteen leather-clad men for today’s round of iPhone Wars. Admittedly, some of them might be wearing rubber, spandex or other various substances, so we apologize in advance if that’s the case… But, uh, most of these guys are wearing something made of leather!

You know the drill by now, right? Look at the pics and vote for your fave.

- Dewitt

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The Battle of The Booty is back! For those of you keeping score at home, this is the ninth time we’ve used this theme for iPhone Wars. Obviously, we had no choice but to celebrate the occasion with (duh) nine super-fuckable butts.

A few of you might notice that Contestant E also appeared as Contestant A in this previous round. This has absolutely nothing to do with our desire to make out with him deeply, all whilst his ankles are sitting on our shoulders. Nothing at all.

- Dewitt

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Dick is dick to me. Though some folks have strict preferences for cut or uncut, I have a strict preference for “who the fuck cares”. If it’s hard, clean and looks good, stop wasting time and stick it in my mouth. <– This makes me sound like I have lower standards than I actually do, and I’m okay with that!

With that said, today’s round of iPhone Wars is all about uncircumcised schlong. This will surely cause a few foreskin haters to demand a “none of the above” option, yet we’re not going to provide one because… Well, really? You need us to explain why we’re not going to provide one?

- Dewitt

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We’re just going to keep adding guys to our iPhone Wars polls. One day, you’re going to pull up this blog, and we’ll force you to choose between ninety-nine million REAL, super-attractive contestants. Until then? We’ll just force you to choose from twelve.

Today’s round picks up where the Battle of Faces Vs. Big Dicks left off, without any of the big dicks. Then again, some of these contestants might have big dicks, but they’re not showing them to you in these selected shots. Whose big or non-big dick would you most like to see? Vote now!

- Dewitt

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Today’s edition of iPhone Wars brings together eight sexy men with towels. It’s a pretty straightforward theme, no frills or razzmatazz. They’re just eight dudes in towels, and you’re just a dude who’s going to decide which one is the hottest of the bunch. Dude, what are you waiting for? Click through and cast your vote now.

- Dewitt

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