Saturday 25th May 2013,

Category: Secret Sex

Secret Sex: Daniel Day-Lewis

Oct 16, 2012 | 29 Comments

I went to see The Master the other night. It was… good, mostly, although Joaquin Phoenix‘s acting seemed a little...

Truth: I Kinda Want To Fuck Mitt Romney’s Sons

Aug 28, 2012 | 117 Comments

Well, except for the blonde one. No offense, Ben. I saw this Fox News clip of Mitt Romney‘s boys (set...

I Am In Love With Joey Camasta.

I Am In Love With Joey Camasta.

Jul 19, 2012 | 34 Comments

I was going to revive the Secret Sex series to declare my love for Joey Camasta, until I realized that...

Oddly Arousing Pic of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Butt Cheeks Is Also Oddly Arousing In A Shameful Sort of Way

Oddly Arousing Pic of Sacha Baron Cohen’s Butt Cheeks Is Also Oddly Arousing In A Shameful Sort of Way

May 17, 2012 | 318 Comments

What the fuck is wrong with my dick? First, it was this picture of Russell Brand looking like an obnoxious...

Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing

Oddly Arousing Pic of Russell Brand Is Oddly Arousing

Mar 22, 2012 | 819 Comments

Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it...

Secret Sex: Kirk Cameron

Secret Sex: Kirk Cameron

Mar 5, 2012 | 39 Comments

Is it really “news” that former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron hates gays? He’s a hardcore, born again Christian who...

Secret Sex: Michael Hichborn

Secret Sex: Michael Hichborn

Feb 16, 2012 | 12 Comments

Hello, Michael Hichborn! I’m digging your salt and pepper hair, inviting lips, judgmental eyes and overall “power bottom” vibe. Why...

Premature Secret Sex: More Max Greenfield

Premature Secret Sex: More Max Greenfield

Feb 8, 2012 | 6 Comments

Apparently, I was a day too early with yesterday’s Secret Sex feature on Max Greenfield. The actor got more naked...

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