Straight guys who don’t give a fuck are fun. So are bears who pretend to be stricken when they’re pals start making out in public and on top of them. You know that ridic kiss cam they use at televised sporting events? Occasionally it alights on two guys. When it’s two guys who are secure with themselves, magic happens.

- J. Harvey

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Remember that episode of Friends when Ross and Joey figure out they nap best when they’re intertwined with each other? In the real world, they would have gone farther and realized that needed to keep pushing the envelope with some butt-sex. However, it was NBC, so it was played totally hetero. They just like cuddling. So do these guys. Although, it’s KINDA convenient that one of them passed out with his hand on the other’s junk. Just sayin’.

- J. Harvey

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I have no clue. But that one guy is really enjoying his cucumber.

Actually it seems to be a PSA for vegetables. They’re definitely making me want to snap my carrot.

- J. Harvey

p.s. Last week someone was wailing about how this feature blah blah blah homophobia blah blah. It only exists because watching guys we assume are straight do homoerotic things can be hot. Really. That’s it. It’s not a political statement. This isn’t Joe My God.

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You sort of want to slap these two at first for being so skeeved out about their hands meeting at the parking brake. But, as they both keep their hands locked together, you notice that they’re slowly coming around to “what if?”

When they finally break, it seems like they both make sad attempts to recapture the magic. But it’s much too late. WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN?!?

- J. Harvey

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There IS a naked guy in this, but not exactly the gay porn-type. However, dual crotch-grabbing is a large part of this. And they almost kiss! And pocket pussies for sale! Yeah, this post just went WAAAAYYYYY downhill. Just watch. The preppie kid is kinda cute.

- J. Harvey

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