Not that way. Yeah, they’re straight but I’m thinking she’s not ready to debut her “I’m so surprised, y’all” face whilst getting a train run on her in a tank.

“Straight Guys Are Gay” was originally started to spotlight cute dudes on YouTube doing stereotypically “gay” things like making out, dancing together, rimming each other, etc. In actuality, there’s no way to prove that the guys in the vids are actually straight or gay. It doesn’t matter! The name of the feature was just us being cheeky.

However, someone in the comments always seems to take umbrage with the title and what “straight” means and what “gay” means. Understood. From now on we’re gonna call it “Cute Guys On YouTube”. Not the most INVENTIVE title, but it gets it done.

Anyway, here’s three “bored marines in Afghanistan” singing along to Taylor Swift. Considering my announcement in the last paragraph, the fact that they titled their vid “It’s not gay to sing Taylor Swift” is amusing.

- J. Harvey

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I had to switch the title of this feature around today because nothing really gay happens in this vid. Three buddies decide to play Rock Band. Without clothing! They hide their features because everyone needs gainful employment and you never know when you’re going to want to run for political office.

There are some nice sets of cakes in this vid and the dude in the green mask has a nice body. Enjoy!

p.s. They’re not that great at Rock Band but that’s ok if you’re not wearing pants.

- J. Harvey

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Where was this video when I was writing the “Let’s Get Kinky” post about flogging? Here’s two co-workers(?) getting kinky. The dude getting whipped wiggles his ass very enticingly. He’s a tease! His butt also seems to be impervious to any sort of physical harm. Which tells us that it can take a lot of punishment. You know where I’m going with this.

- J. Harvey

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This is so sweet. I’m not even sure they’re hetero, but who cares? Four young men recapture their high school dances with some sweet slow dancing of their own. This video had me mesmerized. They’re so cute! And don’t give a damn. We love the straight guys who don’t give a damn. Also – some butt squeezing takes place.

- J. Harvey

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I’m going to feel like a tool if these guys are actually Irish or something. I’m terrible with accents. Here’s two guys stripping each other naked in a pub. It must have been a slow night, cuz’ these two get butt naked and roll around on the floor with each other. I could have pints and watch this all goddamn night. NSFW language and nudity.

- J. Harvey

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