Massholes is a YouTube series about a successful actor from Boston (Kenny Wormald from the Footloose remake) who has to put up two of his asshole buddies from back home. This episode is about the two goons following Kenny on an audition and potentially claiming […]
Category: Straight Guys Are Gay
Straight Guys Are Gay: The Hottest Heteros of 2013
Well, it looks like I’ll have to leave a memo to use more content from My Straight Buddy in next year’s Straight Guys Are Gay posts! The gay porn site, which actually isn’t very gay at all, took the top spot on our list of the […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Three Hot Guys Dancing
Here’s three dudes dancing shirtless for some sort of class. I probably would have gone on to get my masters if they had classes like this. They can’t dance. But they can flex. And they have no problem looking like they took it to somebody’s […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Guys Stripping To Shania Twain
Here are two cute guys busting out to Shania Twain in a store in the UK. They really get into it, shaking their asses and losing their shirts. The cuteness! It’s like watching two puppies ride a skateboard together! And when the proprietress scolds them, […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Dancing & Stripping For You
There isn’t any type of gay in this video. But the dude is hot and dances badly in his underwear so close enough for our purposes. Those chocolate velvet sweatpants shouldn’t adorn ANYONE’S body, so his dropping them has multiple benefits. – J. Harvey Watch […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Marines Playing Football & Wrestling
Swear to whatever deity you like, I thought this was an actual vid of some Marine beef playing catch and then wrestling in short-shorts. It wasn’t until I saw a familiar figure in the background that light dawned on this marblehead, and I clocked that […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Drunk Naked Guy Gets Spanked With His OWN BELT
This beefy dude passed out on the lower bunk with no pants on (sounds like an invitation to me), and his buddies decided to strap his big white ass. My favorite part of this vid is when the spanked dude starts to sensuously massage his […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Slap At High Speed
Oh these scamps! Here’s a bunch of brahs seeing what happen when you drive by a mooning buddy at 75 mph and slap a pie on his ass. What happens is intense pain and blueberry juice permanently imprinted on a buttcheek. Way to not get […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Homoerotic Trainer
Despite the ending positing that all gay guys use mascara (really?), this vid is worthy of inclusion in our Straight Guys Are Gay category. Mostly because the trainer of the title keeps finding ways to put his face in his client’s crotch. He’s doing that […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Drunk Naked Stepbrothers
Before diving into this very special edition of Straight Guys Are Gay, it should be noted that nothing “gay” actually happens in this video. Trip and Kody are a pair of marines who became stepbrothers four years ago. To give you some background, the two […]