“James and Jeffrey dated in school, but have since moved on. In fact, James is straight now… well mostly. What his girlfriend doesn’t know is that he is doing amateur gay porn for us! The chemistry between these sexed up boys is clear as they make out in their underwear! James is well hung and gives Jeffery a real mouthful. The blow job gets James going and he whispers, ‘you should really fuck me!’ First on his back, then bent over the sofa, James gets what he craves – his friend’s dick in his ass!”

That’s the (unedited) description for this scene, directly from the mouth(s) of Dirty Boy Video. Works for us… But, um, can we discuss the creepy picture to the left in this screen-cap? Why does that image exist? Who decided to frame it? And, perhaps most importantly, who decided to film a gay porn scene in front of it?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Dirty Boy Video

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Ignore these two guys! This post is actually about Julian Smiles, the slightly-muscular young man who’s going to shove his dick into both of them. We’re disguising this as a Twink Tank meets Fuck Vs. Fuck competition, in which Kyle Ross faces off against gay porn’s favorite Kurt Hummel impersonator Sencer Keve… But you know the real deal. These sluts don’t matter.

Though, if we’re being perfectly honest, Kyle and Sencer do put on some great performances in the bedroom. Who’s the best bottom? Who’s the loudest moaner? Who would you rather watch Julian Smiles fuck, because (really) why is anyone else being mentioned in this post besides Julian Smiles?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Helix Studios

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If we didn’t realize that he’d soon be finger-banging himself and eating his own cum, this giant close-up of Mick Roberts‘ face would be about as appealing as a mugshot. Then again, some mugshots are kind of hot? Look! Before you judge us for saying that, let’s stop and acknowledge that this guy could totally do gay porn, and Mr. Public Intoxication over here is straight-up marriage material.

But we digress! Mick Roberts hasn’t been arrested for any criminal activity, as far as we know. The only thing he’s guilty of is… Oh, you know where this is going, don’t you? He’s young and cute. He’s equipped with a big, throbbing cock. Fill in the blanks for yourself.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: You Love Jack

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When I got back to my hotel after the Cybersocket Awards on Monday night/Tuesday morning, I was this close to writing a post about Broke Straight Boys‘ model Kodi. Eventually, I decided my brain wasn’t functioning well enough to form complete sentences, so I resorted to other methods of staying awake before my flight (but not any of the methods you’re likely thinking about right now).

Unnecessary exposition aside, Kodi is blatantly adorable, with his swoopy bangs, tight young ass and pendulum-like low-hangers. I’m especially fond of the point in his video where he’s rampantly humping the bed. Next time, however, they should film that segment with my dick up his butt. Seriously, guys! This boy needs to get fucked.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

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This is a very special, Friday-afternoon edition of the Twink Tank, specifically called into action because of my infatuation with Jake Bass. It’s an intervention for you to stage an intervention before I start stalking him or sending him envelopes full of love letters and used condoms.

Why am I so damn obsessed with this pale skinny fucker? Was it that first scene with Bobby Long or the way he effortlessly took Gabriel Clark‘s cock into his eager young hole? The neck tattoo? The way he arches his back when he’s getting plowed? A combination of all of these factors, which somehow resulted in multiple loads blown to his videos?

I’ll think about it while you watch this new(ish) clip with Justin Lebeau. For now, let’s just put it this way—Tristan Sterling, as my current gay porn twink obsession, has got some serious competition.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Video Boys

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