That sound you hear is (what’s left of) my soul slowly unraveling, as I watch this atrociously annoying video of Ricky Martin on Glee. It’s also the sound of Ricky Martin performing LMFAO‘s “Sexy And I Know It”, a song that needs to die unless Samuel O’Toole is shaking his ass to it in front of me. <– This actually happened. Ugh, it was glorious. I almost died, and I had to fight my desire to take a sketchy picture.

Yeah, that’s pretty much all I have to say about this topic. When does Smash premiere? It’s going to be terrible and involve way too many “feelings”, but at least I can squeal like an idiot every time Anjelica Huston‘s on the screen.

- Dewitt

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This week, my bud Matthew at Naked Pictures of Your Dad kicked off a countdown of the “100 Hottest Men Who Ever Lived”. I had the privilege of voting as an out-of-town panelist, and I recently submitted a guest post about the #90 finisher Guy Madison.

As someone who doesn’t have an expansive knowledge about film/television actors, I had unfortunately never heard of Madison prior to this countdown. Alas, after a quick Google image search, I quickly regretted not checking him off on my “100 Hottest Men” ballot.

Don’t even get me started on that last picture. Too. Fucking. Cute.

- Dewitt

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I’m off to a slow start this morning. While I prepare today’s edition of Flashback Friday and force J. Harvey to write about the new Madonna video, take a moment to stare at these pictures of Chris Evans on the set of a photo shoot for Details magazine. I’d write more about this, but I assume you’ve already stopped reading by now.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Eric Ford / On Location News

Click through if you wanna ride Chris Evans’ cock:

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Not to glamorize irresponsible alcohol consumption or anything, but doesn’t Michael Fassbender look like the best drunk ever? The Shame star, who has a tendency to get naked very often, was kicked out of the afterparty for his new flick A Dangerous Method.

“Michael was politely asked to leave,” a source told The Sun. “He was in good spirits but it was becoming a bit of a handful for the other guests. He was grabbing his co-stars and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far.”

Wait, wait, wait! You kicked him out? This is the point in the party where you should have given him a few more shots of whiskey, so he’d whip out his whopper and slap everyone in the face with it. ::sigh:: These film industry folks don’t know what’s up.

- Dewitt

PS: If you don’t give a fuck about this, please shut up and look at Fassbender’s cock. I’m tired of people complaining about what’s “relevant enough” to write a post about.

Photo credit: Richard Young / Rex Features

Click through to see Michael Fassbender acting like a mess (but still looking hot):

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Hey Washington, Haaaaaay! If all goes according to plan, Washington could be the next U.S. state to legalize same-sex marriage. Last night, the Senate voted 28-21 to pass the bill, and word on the street is that the House of Representatives will approve it within the next week.

Start preparing your victory dances in advance, Washingtonians! Woot woot.

- Dewitt