This is an illustration of an anthropomorphic unicorn with an incredibly large cock. It could have easily been the subject of our next Drawn To You post, but we have enough sense to realize you’re more interested in animated military orgies, cheeky comic strips and male […]
Category: Caption This
Caption This: Tickle Me
In today’s highly unsettling round of Caption This, we bring you a picture of Elmo staring directly into a hairy butthole. It comes from a series of images by kinky exhibitionist and adult performer Sean Storm. We discovered them thanks (?) to Sissydude, and now […]
Caption This: The Ambassador Luncheon
One of the most difficult decisions I’ve ever made in my life was to choose between this image and this for today’s round of Caption This. Both are from a thoroughly bizarre CFNM scene in which a pair of young men swap rimjobs and fuck […]
Caption This: Hot Butt With A Donut On It
A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy […]
Caption This: Water Polo Bros
Three young men in speedos stand in a row and hold one another by the hips. The one in the front bends over and stretches out his arms, as if he’s about to take off in flight. This somehow makes them look like they’re simulating […]
Caption This: Stocks & Cocks
A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a […]
Caption This: In Which Colby Jansen Bites A Butt
This is a picture of Colby Jansen biting Lance Luciano on the butt, which I discovered while compiling our recent Fuck Vs. Fuck poll on the “Boys of Colby Jansen“. Lance doesn’t seem to mind that the beefy rugby player’s going all vampire on his […]
Caption This: Ankles Up! (Harley Everett)
Here’s a picture of gay porn star Harley Everett making a goofy face shortly before (or after) taking Fabio Stallone‘s big dick up his butt. He’s got his legs thrown up in the air like he just doesn’t care, and it almost makes you want […]
Caption This: Two True Scotsmen Show Off Their (Very) Fuckable Butts
For those who aren’t in the know, a True Scotsman is a man who doesn’t wear underwear beneath his kilt. In today’s round of Caption This, you’ll have to deal with two True Scotsmen who passed out side by side, with their kilts folded over […]
Caption This: The Butt In The Window
A naked man throws his ankles over his head, points his asshole toward the sky and lets the sun shine right down onto it. There has to be a joke here, right? Choose the right one, and you could be the winner of this round […]