A friend turned me onto a hilarious comedian who regularly headlines at Therapy in NYC, and she just did a post on her blog entitled “Summertime and the Dressin’ is Shitty“. As you might imagine, the entire post is about how men, both straight and gay, make terrible decisions in the realm of personal style.

This got me wondering—what do you bitches hate? Like, more specifically, what are your pet peeves when it comes to fashion, hair, grooming and so forth? What things do other guys do that make you want to stab yourself in the eyeballs?

My thing is toe shoes. They freak me out so much.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Austin Wilde

It’s the one you’ve been waiting for – this edition of “Underwear Drawer” is all about the jocks! Jockstraps! If you asked your average gay man what kind of underwear turns him on the most – you’re probably going to hear “jockstrap.” Initially conceived for athletes to keep their junk contained and protected during for sporting activity, it’s now the most fetishized item of mens’ undergarments ever.

There’s something so sexy about jockstraps. It’s like a sign of virility when a guy dons one to get rough and tumble out on the field. We associate them with sweaty masculine pursuits. Like football. And ass fucking!

The way that they highlight a guy’s bulge, but leave his ass bare in the back is irresistible. And what it does for a guy’s butt! Those straps serve that ass up! Tell us how you feel about jockstraps or your favorite jockstrap moment in the comments!

- J. Harvey

Photo credit: Jockstrap Central

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How could we not? We’d also feature lines called “Prick Pals” and “Taint Treats” if they existed. Bum-Chums (I can’t stop rolling my eyes) is a British underwear line featuring the sort of underwear you sport just so your gym buddy can rip it off your body. We have to give them props because the best thing an underwear company can do is post some vids of hot guys making their wares look sexy. Which they did! Watch Bum-Chum’s vids after the jump!

p.s. I’m guessing this post won’t be as controversial as last week’s post about thongs. It’s a talented commentator who can annoy me enough that I pick a fight with him.

- J. Harvey

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As if this weren’t already the best week ever—see this, this, this, this or this for proof of that—the good folks at Jockstrap Central have unleashed even more pics of muscle bear Patrick W modeling briefs, shorts and jockstraps by New York-based brand Nasty Pig.

There’s the distinct possibility that we may have gone overboard by posting a grand total of thirty-six pics in this post. On the other hand, you should be proud of us for managing to edit it down that much! This man is incapable of taking a bad picture.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Jockstrap Central

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Whatever, Anderson Cooper! As long as former gay porn star Aiden Shaw is still living on this planet, you don’t deserve the title of ultimate “silver fox”. He may not be flashing around his giant meat stick like he used to, but he still continues to be one of the hottest men alive.

These shots from the Spring/Summer 2012 issue of Hercules Universal might be a bit too “fashion” for some of you. But, uh, watch the video at the end of this post and imagine that monolithic dick lurking under his trousers. Ugh! It’s too fucking good.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Giampaolo Sgura

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