I’ve tried (and failed) to make my own videos go viral. It’s a tough science to figure out! No matter how many times you post something on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or various message boards, there’s no telling what people will latch onto and actively want to share.

However, this is one of those rare moments on Manhunt Daily where everything isn’t about me. In a truly selfless act, I would like to urge you to help me make Andrew Doriane‘s “She’s Like Gay” go viral. This is my best attempt at transcribing the lyrics:

“Breath of the ocean / Tranquil emotions / I’m feeling so safe in her arms / One thing is clear / Heaven is here / With her, I can reach for the stars / Looking at us / Somehow she’s like gay / I’ve always had this feeling / even deep inside / She has been playing gay so real that I believe it. Am I losing my mind?

“No one except her / Keeps me protected / From the forest storms on my way / Her guessing my wishes / Makes me suspicious / She knows me for (??) what I think / God, she’s like gay / (repeat chorus) / Somehow she’s like gay, because she seems to know men as well as gays do / She must be playing gay with me so I can now (?) be like lesbian too / (repeat chorus) / Gay (echo, echo, echo)”

I’ve listened to this eight times, and I still don’t know what it all means. Is he gay or straight? Is it a good thing or a bad thing that “she’s like gay”? Is this the best song I’ve ever heard? Yes. The answer to the last question is obviously “YES”. Please share with your friends so this can become the next “Dragostea din tei”.

- Dewitt

Click through to watch the video for “She’s Like Gay”:

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Did you hate Nicki Minaj‘s video for “Stupid Hoe”? Do you have no tolerance for a rapper holding out the same damn syllable, as a strobe light causes you to have a seizure? <– These are basically the same question.

If you responded “yes” to either of these questions, we encourage you to watch GloZell‘s “Chicken Throw” parody. The segment at 1:07 sums up everything I both love and hate about Nicki Minaj. GloZell is a true artist, and there’s nothing you could say to convince me otherwise.

- Dewitt

Click through to witness GloZell’s brilliance:

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I always say I loathe shopping because men’s fashion is so frickin’ boring. It seems Walter Van Beirendonck is directly challenging that sentiment with his Fall/Winter 2012-2013 collection. I mean, it’s certainly not boring… But what is it?

FYI: Thom Browne‘s collection was also, um, interesting.

- Dewitt

Click through for more looks from this collection:

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If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “Gee, I’d really like to watch a hot guy eating a cheeseburger”, then you’re in for a treat! Apparently, somebody decided it’d be a good idea to make a three-minute video of, you guessed it… a hot guy eating a cheeseburger.

We hear this is the first in a series by Erwin Alberty, in which a different guy will tackle a different food each week. Why does this exist? Your guess is as good as ours.

- Dewitt

Photo via: thisisdomo

Click through to watch a hot guy eating a cheeseburger:

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Okay, so we’re technically not sure what’s going on here, but it seemed appropriate for our Caption This series. Penises! They’re hilarious.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

- Dewitt

Click through for last week’s winning caption:

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