Maybe it’s because culture is weirdly amorphous and libidinal, maybe it’s because people really don’t like Vladimir Putin very much at the moment, or maybe it’s because there’s a serious deficit of ironic, ’90s style, super gay, Eurotrash music videos popping up online… Whatever the […]
A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a […]
This is a picture of Colby Jansen biting Lance Luciano on the butt, which I discovered while compiling our recent Fuck Vs. Fuck poll on the “Boys of Colby Jansen“. Lance doesn’t seem to mind that the beefy rugby player’s going all vampire on his […]
For those who aren’t in the know, a True Scotsman is a man who doesn’t wear underwear beneath his kilt. In today’s round of Caption This, you’ll have to deal with two True Scotsmen who passed out side by side, with their kilts folded over […]
A naked man throws his ankles over his head, points his asshole toward the sky and lets the sun shine right down onto it. There has to be a joke here, right? Choose the right one, and you could be the winner of this round […]
A young, naked man (with an especially nice butt) stands in front of his fridge. He looks forward whilst holding a bunch of bananas in front of him. Tragically, nobody is fucking him as he lurks in his kitchen looking for a snack… But I […]
The Anal Ring Toss might be the best gag gift that could potentially get you laid. Imagine it! You show up to a party and give it to someone. They unwrap it, everyone has a good laugh and hilarity ensues. It’s placed to the side […]
Has our twerking contest found its grand prize winner? This past Friday, I made an announcement that anyone who’s brave enough to submit a video will win one of the many prizes listed here. In fact, the cute guy you’re about to watch—otherwise known as […]
This is pretty self-explanatory, right? An attractive, dark-haired man holds up a fork with a hot dog on it, and consequently, we all imagine that he’s putting our dicks in his mouth. Actually, it might be a sausage or something else altogether. I’m not well-versed […]
A horny young man drops his shorts in the refrigerator section of his local Sears. His pal drops to his knees and mimes (?) sucking his cock. Presumably, a third friend snaps a picture of their public affection, and we couldn’t resist using it for […]
