(ignore the female adult film star on the right)

Dewitt already gave you his pick, now it’s my turn. Go Pats! We’re in Boston, what do you expect? I just realized that I haven’t even gotten invited to a Madonna Half-Time Show Viewing Superbowl Party yet! What gives? I guess my friends started reading Manhunt Daily and realized exactly how obnoxious I am.

In the spirit of Sunday’s big game, here’s a local hero that I want to have fuck magic with. It’s tight end (I’ll say) Rob Gronkowski. Granted, “Gronk” isn’t great with the judgement, and (while cute) looks a little herp derp in the face. However – BODY.

You were probably expecting me to pick Tom Brady, weren’t you? Nope. I don’t want to have sex with Tom Brady. He’s kinda boring-looking. Is it just me? Maybe I can’t get past the Gisele thing.

- J. Harvey

For more pics of hot Rob, Follow the JUMP:

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Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New England Patriots. I’m loyal to my damn team! It’s not all that difficult, considering they’re some of the sexiest fuckers in the NFL.

Whether you’re a fan of Wes Welker‘s icey blue eyes or Deion Branch‘s magnificent smile, there’s something for everyone in the Pats’ line-up. Personally, I’m quite fond of Rob Ninkovich‘s beard. Scratch that! I’m just fond of Rob Ninkovich. Even without the facial hair, he’s one of the most boner-inducing athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on. UNF!

- Dewitt

Click through to daydream about giving Ninkovich a facial:

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Like our new header? We heard that Madonna was giving this huge concert on Sunday in Indianapolis and thought it would be appropriate to reflect it on our blog. Kidding, we know it’s the Superbowl this Sunday and what better way to recognize it then by posting Austin Wilde in a jock!

Were you wondering what team we’re rooting for in Sunday’s big game? If you know where Manhunt is located, you’ve probably already guessed. But if not, there’s a hidden clue in our new banner. Look up, and examine carefully. The first person to write the correct team in the comments gets a week of Unlimited Membership on Manhunt free!

- J. Harvey

For more pics of Austin looking slutty sporty, Follow the JUMP:

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Given our position as professional smut-peddlers, we’ve failed you by not posting this video of Novak Djokovic celebrating his victory at the 2012 Australian Open. If not only for his facial expression alone! Djokovic’s match against Rafael Nadal was apparently “the longest Grand Slam final in history” (whatever that means), all ending with the greatest shirt removal and faux-orgasm in Grand Slam final history.

We know who you were rooting for, so feel free to drop your pants and join in on the celebration! Oh yeah… And the first person to to take any pic in this post and convincingly Photoshop Djokovic’s head into a gay porn scene gets a free week of unlimited membership to Manhunt. Also, a picture of my penis.*

- Dewitt

* If you can find it on Manhunt.

Click through to see more pics and a video of Djokovic’s O-face:

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Remember that guy who made me cum in my pants last week? The one with the beefy thighs that I wanted to live between? Well, the guy who photographed him (Elvis Di Fazio) took some pictures of another guy (Chris De Boer), and now I feel the urge to do what comes naturally for most guys… I’m talking about masturbating, guys! Would you do this guy?

Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy! Can you tell I’ve had too much coffee, guys?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Elvis Di Fazio

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