(ignore the female adult film star on the right)
Dewitt already gave you his pick, now it’s my turn. Go Pats! We’re in Boston, what do you expect? I just realized that I haven’t even gotten invited to a Madonna Half-Time Show Viewing Superbowl Party yet! What gives? I guess my friends started reading Manhunt Daily and realized exactly how obnoxious I am.
In the spirit of Sunday’s big game, here’s a local hero that I want to have fuck magic with. It’s tight end (I’ll say) Rob Gronkowski. Granted, “Gronk” isn’t great with the judgement, and (while cute) looks a little herp derp in the face. However – BODY.
You were probably expecting me to pick Tom Brady, weren’t you? Nope. I don’t want to have sex with Tom Brady. He’s kinda boring-looking. Is it just me? Maybe I can’t get past the Gisele thing.
- J. Harvey















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