Jonathan Horton is the short n’ sexy Olympic gymnast we featured earlier this week. He was the muscular imp standing next to that boring model in our post about Annie Liebowitz’s 2012 Olympics pics in Vogue. Sometimes the topic of the current week’s “The Locker Room” post just falls in my lap. And causes me to lazily massage myself there. Here’s more pics of Jonathan for your (and my own) fapping pleasure.

- J. Harvey

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The biggest reason to get excited about the London Olympics? Photo shoots like this. From now until the summer, the world’s top male athletes will appear in a variety of magazines, taking off their clothes to showcase their physiques and promote healthy living (or something like that).

Jonathan Horton, Ashton Eaton, Ryan Lochte, the Bryan Brothers and Dwyane Wade can now be seen in the latest issue of Vogue alongside fashion model Karlie Kloss. She is wearing clothing! They are wearing less clothing! It’s a win-win situation for us.

SOMEWHAT RELATED: For those of you hoping Jonathan Horton could be your pocket power bottom (which might be a limited list that includes me and only me), we regret to inform you that he’s happily married to a woman.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Annie Leibovitz

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We’re featuring another professional wrestler in “The Locker Room” this week. CM Punk is a WWE champion wrestler. Before you slap me upside the taint and scream at me that I should be posting more swimmers and football players, check these out -

That’s from his Twitter feed. I included that last one because Mr.  Punk is also showing his support for Against Me! lead singer Tom Gabel, who announced his plans to transition from male to female this week.

Yeah. He’s cool. CM Punk is a hot wrestler in a sport that you would think might contain as many yahoo fans as NASCAR. And he’s on his Twitter supporting the gay community. Do you know many fans he must have? And he’s repping for us? Fuck yeah, CM Punk! Straight not narrow, and looks hotsy in briefs. Pin me. Please.

- J. Harvey

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Ryan Tongia is an Australian rugby player who dabbles in fitness modeling. There’s a small chance that I should have passed him on to J. Harvey for our Locker Room series, but I couldn’t wait until Thursday to share him with you. In other words? I’m a greedy whore who stole him from my co-blogger’s grasp.

While it was the beard/scruff that sold me on Ryan, it was the smooth, muscular body that kept me fapping to his pics until the very end of time (or at least for the next five minutes). Keep your fingers crossed that Ryan does more fitness modeling in the near future! We’d be particularly interested in seeing him exercise his penis.

- Dewitt

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Adorable twink swimmer alert!

This is champion British merman Tom Daley. He looks like a boy bander, doesn’t he? A boy bander who left One Direction to embrace his real love – wearing Speedos.

Daley was the youngest competitor to ever represent Britain during the 2008 Summer Olympics and he specializes in the 10 meter platform.He’s also the 2009 FINA World Champion. Accomplished and twinky hot.

For everyone frowning at this post, he’s 18 – so he’s legal. Stop glaring at us. Puritans!

- J. Harvey

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