With diverse models, exotic locales and bold color usage, the art of Douglas Simonson vaguely recalls that of French painter Paul Gauguin. The summer season is basically here now, so we couldn't think of any better way to celebrate. Simonson's final products get even sweeter […]
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Adam Lambert is Naturally a Blond?
Check out this vintage video of Adam Lambert before he dyed his hair black and started to wear make-up. It turns out our Idol diva was naturally a blonde. You can tell he's trying really hard to not scream like he's getting it up the […]
Clay Aiken Rips Adam Lambert a New Hole
It's official, Clay Aiken is a jealous bitter queen. The former Idol contestant recently went on his blog and said some nasty things about this season's
The Jockstrap Alphabet by Pier Gustavson
While checking in with our friends at The Sword, we came across this amazing jockstrap-themed font by artist and designer Pier Gustavson. With a very quick glance, I didn't even get what jockstraps had to do with it. Then, when I looked closer, it became clear that […]
California Parents Say No To Diversity
Castro Valley High School in California has a wonderful tradition in it's annual "Diversity Day". But the invitation of a lesbian pastor to speak has led 31 parents to sue the school. Pastor Arlene Nehring is alleged, without any facts, to have told the students […]
Kris Allen’s Shiteous First Single
We've all heard Kris Allen sing his first single, "No Boundaries", live on Idol and now the studio version has been released. I have to say, the song is still as shiteous recorded as it is live. Out of all the singles released by Idol […]
Ted Haggard Chooses Kris Allen
With all this hoopla over Adam Lambert vs. Kris Allen as an allegory for our culture wars, one person whose vote must have taken a lot of thought is Ted Haggard (he's gay and a Christian, what to do!?). We all remember Ted as the […]
Decorated Lt. Colonel Discharged Under DADT
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Ellen DeGeneres’ Tulane Commencement Speech
Our second favorite lesbian Ellen DeGeneres delivered the commencement speech at Tulane University, topping off her inspiring words with some zingers, personal anecdotes and quotes from The Pussycat Dolls and MANHUNT. Then maybe she'd be our favorite lesbian! – Dewitt
Marines Play with Boner
I guess Don't Ask, Don't Tell isn't working as well as some have said… that might explain this group of Marines as they look at and play with a sleeping mate's boner. I'll chalk it up to boredom, but anyone else think the boner guy […]