I stumbled across this site the other day. I was looking for sex toys. Purely for research. I noticed ES Male had this section called “Aromas”. It brought back a memory.

Let me tell you an amusing (if slightly humiliating) story about my sole experience with poppers.

J. Harvey was on a cruise. My group was invited back to an acquaintance’s stateroom with several other fellows for what could be termed an “orgy”. The details of said orgy will remain under wraps (until we need a post about orgies), because we’re focusing on poppers. Being a naive sort who (9 times out of 10) sticks to beer as his drug of choice, poppers were a mystery to me.  A vial was passed around as I was down on my knees and regarding the cock of a very muscular, very sexy ginge bear.

J. Harvey thinks “hey, you only live once”, takes the offered vial, and sniffs. Actually, J. Harvey didn’t just sniff. J. Harvey SNORTED. J. Harvey tried to get as much of the poppers vapor in his nose holes as humanly possible. Because – vacation! Fun! Daring!

No one told me that you don’t use the whole vial in one fell swoop. With the emphasis on “fell,” because the cabin suddenly turned sideways. There was a roaring noise. My face exploded and became fire. And I keeled over from my kneeling position onto the floor.

Did I mention that my pants were around my ankles (Ginge Bear was hot and I hadn’t wanted to waste any time)? So there I lay on my side. Pale Irish ass facing the room with my friends laughing at me, and the other orgy-goers wondering if I was dead. I wasn’t. Just out of commission.

Ginge Bear was nice enough to pick me up and carry me out onto the balcony for some fresh air. He was completely naked. I was lacking pants out on a cruise ship balcony with a totally naked musclebear. We’re talking biceps, a firecrotch and the whole goatee & shaved head thing. It was horrible because the romance was gone. We had a nice moment where he tried to sober me up, made sure I wasn’t dying, and kindly informed me that you don’t snort the whole vial.

Suffice to say, I never got any that night. What I did receive was the nickname of “Poppers Guy” for the rest of the cruise. That was my one experience with poppers.

People have had better luck than I did, and LOVE em’. I personally know someone whose refrigerator contents consist solely of condiments and vials of Locker Room. Yes, he’s a big slut. Other guys look on poppers as something our grandfather gays did on the dancefloor back in the days of (*sniffle*) Donna Summer.

When used correctly, they are said to give you a rush that enhances sexual pleasure.  You can check them out online from European companies like ES Male.

What about you? Ever used poppers? What was it like? Did they aid in your sexual experience?

- J. Harvey

There are many ways to respond to the question presented in this post’s title, so let me rephrase that—why the fuck is Broke Straight Boys model Kodi not bottoming in this scene? Whether he’s broke and/or straight is up for debate, but the fact of the matter is that this boy was made to be fucked. See evidence of that here, here or here.

Look, it’s not as if I don’t want to see Liam Corolla taking a whopping schlong up his hairy, young ass! It’s just that, um, Kodi shouldn’t ever be allowed to top anyone. They should have found someone else to shove it into Liam and filmed a separate scene between Kodi and Denver Grand.

In fact, I plan on registering a formal complaint, demanding that this scene be taken down and replaced immediately! You’re welcome to join my cause by sending me pictures of your dicks. I’ll attach them to a petition entitled “Dicks United For Kodi’s Perfect Butthole”.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

Click through to watch Kodi get rammed like a slut fuck Liam Corolla:

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If you’re not already familiar, Blake Mason is a gay porn site devoted to hot British dudes sucking and fucking. The performers generally fall into the category of twink, jock or the standard guy-next-door type, and their scenes range from super hot to, if we’re being entirely honest, slightly robotic.

In today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, you get to judge eight of the site’s models on their ability to bang on camera. It’s basically like every other round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, except these guys are all horny and British. Got it? Good.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Blake Mason

Click through to watch each clip and cast your vote:

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A few weeks ago, I came across this trailer of Trevor Knight chatting in a public bathroom with a very flexible young man. He was threatening to drop out of school and join the circus, so Trevor did what any reasonable, perverted teacher would do… He asked if those acrobatic moves were ever used in a sexual context. The line that followed nearly made me squirt coffee through my nose:

“Are you checking out my ass? It’s okay if you were.”

I’m not sure why this was so funny to me. Part of it might have been the way the circus twink, otherwise known as Jesse Jordan, delivered this particular line. The other part had more to do with the physicality of it all. After saying this, Jesse does a split in front of Trevor’s cock and immediately starts giving him a blowjob. It never fails to make me laugh (and Trevor’s dick never fails to give me a boner).

Long story short, Jesse Jordan is a genius. More of him, please!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Big Dicks At School

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How has it taken this long for someone to figure out that it’d be a good idea to make a movie about Paddy O’Brian fucking everyone? The gay-for-pay porn star, who’s currently poised for third place on this week’s edition of The Ten, whips out his thick cock, incredible accent and a little bit of awkward (yet endearing) energy for his latest flick, the magnificently-titled Paddy O’Brian’s Fucking My Arse.

Hot Spunks lines up an exciting roster of the industry’s best British bottoms, ranging from mega-twink Dan Dailey to hairy muscle jock Scott Hunter. Those two are joined (but not at the same time) by JP Dubois, Tate Ryder and Marco Sessions for five cum-drenched scenes full of sucking, rimming and balls-deep ass pounding.

Take note! When we say “rimming”, we’re talking about each of these guys licking Paddy‘s fuzzy hole. That seemed like relatively important information to share with you.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Hot Spunks

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