Clutch the pearls! That’s what I had to do when I watched this trailer for Lucas Entertainment‘s Urine Ibiza. You’re talking to someone who can casually watch a fisting scene without blinking an eye, yet I had my hands over my mouth for the duration of this clip.

Drinking piss. Licking piss off the floor and spitting it onto someone’s butthole. Foot licking. Pissing on your own face. Getting fucked by a foot with a condom on it. Fisting. Self-fisting. Snowballing… Is there more? Do you actually expect me to watch the whole scene to find out? I’m already traumatized enough.

Maybe I’m too vanilla for this shit (oh, thank heavens, there wasn’t any shit in this clip). What do you thin of this scene between Jessie Colter and Jonathan Agassi? Does it turn you on, or does it make you want to crawl into a corner and cry about the current state of gay culture? Overall, is it Hot or Not?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Lucas Entertainment

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“A group of rough army tops shock a cadet awake in the middle of the night and tie him down. It’s hazing time! The loud and nasty group of tops sit on his face, make him eat out their asses and FILL THEIR BOWELS WITH WATER WHICH THEY SQUIRT DIRECTLY ONTO HIS FACE! Shouting insults at him they make him suck their big hard cocks, spit on him and sexually torment the restrained bottom. These hard assed army fuckers are experts in controlling and sexually tormenting their underlings.”

That’s the description for a scene from Brutal Tops. Considering I’ve been living in a not-too-kinky, vanilla castle for most of my life, I had never heard of the concept of an “enema facial” prior to reading this. In fact, I kind of wish I had never heard of this concept…

But different strokes for different folks! Perhaps some of you would be turned on by a scenario of this nature, whether it be squirting water onto another man’s face or being the recipient of said squirts. All in all, what do you think? Are enema facials Hot or Not?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Brutal Tops

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You walk into your gym’s locker room, stuff your sweaty clothes away and prepare yourself to hit the showers. As you’re trotting down that tiled pathway, you get your first glimpse of him. He’s a smokin’ hot guy with a killer ass, huge biceps and a body to die for… And a pair of sopping wet, translucent white briefs are clinging to his succulent package.

Are you turned on right now? Is there any chance that you’re more turned on than if you had walked in and discovered him naked? Do wet undies turn your crank? Leave a comment with your answers, and be sure to include any juicy details of particular experiences!

If you’re still on the fence about this topic, perhaps this video of Dario Beck will influence your decision. According to his blog, the singing in this clip isn’t some lip-synching bullshit. That’s actually Dario Beck’s voice… But let’s stick to the topic! Do you like the way Dario looks in those soaking tighty whities? Or would you rather see him soaked in another porn star’s jizz?

- Dewitt

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This is a screen-cap of Shane Frost on a leash. As some of you may be aware, it’s taken from the latest installment of Hot House‘s Pack Attack series, in which the 2011 Hottest Cock Slut nominee gets rammed violently by Spencer Reed, Trevor Knight, Shay Michaels, Cole Streets and Preston Steel. Also, he spends a decent portion of the video pretending he’s a puppy.

Yes, for those of you who live a rather sheltered life, this is a “thing”. I’ve had men approach me on both sides—a top who wanted to put me in a cage and make me drink water out of a dog dish, a bottom who wanted me to put him on a leash and force him to beg (in a canine sort of way) for my attention.

The latter scenario almost appealed to me until he started talking about how he has a butt plug that looks like a little tail. He liked to shake his butt and wag it all around when he was a “good dog”, then get a spanking whenever he was a “bad dog”. Um, I’m a dog owner. This took role-playing to a level I wasn’t really comfortable with.

But that’s just me! How do you feel about puppy play? Hot or not?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Hot House

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I bought a pair of purple sneakers. This was partially a rebellion against my internalized homophobia, but mostly because I like the color purple. Can we all fucking drop our preconceived notions about colors being attached to identity? Purple does not have a gender, sexuality or anything of the sort. Wearing it does not make me less masculine, nor does it make me any more gay or “fabulous”. It’s just a damn color.

With that said, it’s probably clear that I have a lot of feelings about today’s Hot or Not topic. While purple and pink are (obviously) not the same color, they come with similar associations and pseudo-macho baggage. So let’s get down to business! Would you turn down a hot guy just ’cause he’s wearing pink, or would you respect him more for saying “fuck the world” and rocking it like a champ? Leave a comment with your thoughts as soon as you’re done stroking to pictures of David Vic (who is also my new boyfriend).

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Next Door Male

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