Matt Bomer is a ridiculously pretty, “openly gay” actor, and he’s going to be naked soon in Magic Mike. So, um, why not speculate if he’s a Top or Bottom? This is the part of the post where you get to visualize Bomer taking it up the bum or thrusting deep into another man’s ass. Which vision seems more natural? Because that’s the one you should vote for.

Speaking of votes, I’m not even going to share the results on last week’s George Clooney poll. You guys were totally wrong. The Cloons (that’s what I call him affectionately) loves getting fucked. End of story. I don’t know why I’m so sure of this, but I am!

- Dewitt

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You’ve seen his penis. You’ve drooled over his sweaty, muscular body. Perhaps you heard the bisexual rumors? Perhaps you heard when he debunked them. Then, of course, there’s that mysterious picture of a man lying face-down, ass-up on a bed. A man who bears a very strong resemblance to this very same subject.

Yup, we’re talking about Tom Hardy! The actor, who’s slated to appear in the upcoming Batman flick The Dark Knight Rises, has been discussed heavily on Manhunt Daily. However, we’ve neglected to talk about one important factor. If Hardy is indeed bisexual, do you think he’d prefer topping or bottoming with other men? Do you think he’d let a lady give it to him with a strap-on? Vote in our poll, before it’s too late!

Last week, the most popular result for Ryan Gosling was “versatile top”. The results were so split, however, that the only conclusion we can deduct from our poll is that you don’t think he’s a bottom. Check out the full results over here.

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From the “Hey Girl” meme to his “Photoshopped” abs, 2011 was undeniably the year of Ryan Gosling. We were going to do a countdown of this year’s hottest celebrities, until we realized there’s nobody else beyond Ryan Gosling. He’s everything right now. Even Bradley Cooper knows what’s up.

Though a few of our friends would swear up and down that Ryan’s playing for our team (wishful thinking on their part), he’s never really set off our gaydar. With that said, we still can’t stop ourselves from asking the all-too-important question. If Mr. Gosling liked dudes, do you think he’d prefer to Top or Bottom?

Last week, nearly half of you voted Santa Claus as a total top. We prefer Jimmy T‘s answer: “He’s gotta be 100% versatile so he can give you what you want, no matter who you are, especially since he always knows who’s naughty and who’s nice.” Alas, it doesn’t matter what we think. Check out the full results here.

- Dewitt

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We apologize that we’ve been on Christmas overload. It’s so easy to be a Grinch around this time of year, so we’re just trying to get into the spirit of the season! We figure if we can’t get onto the nice list, we might as well fuck our way to the top of the naughty list, you know?

In continuing our fetishization of ol’ Saint Nick, we bring you this entirely fictional Top or Bottom scenario. If Santa Claus were to ditch the Mrs. and start playing for our team, do you think he’d pound all his horny elves or bend over and take some candy canes up his butt? Let us know your answers! Or tell us we’re terrible people for even asking this question!

Last week, nearly thirty percent of you voted Matt Damon as a versatile top. Check out his full results here.

- Dewitt

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I’m fucking Matt Damon. Okay, so maybe that’s a total lie, but let’s not act like he’s never done it with a dude! I’m almost ninety-percent certain that he’s bumped taints with Ben Affleck at one point or another. Is it just wishful thinking on my part, or is it the plain and simple truth? I mean, they’re too attractive to NOT trade blowjobs. That’s my logic here.

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Before you all jump down my throat for that introduction, I fucking get it—Matt Damon’s fully heterosexual and he bought a zoo. That said, if he were to (hypothetically) sleep with a man, do you think he’d be a top or a bottom? We kind of already asked this question. Sorry.

Last week, you pegged Neil Patrick Harris as 100% versatile. Check out his full results here.

- Dewitt

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