Some genius decided to cast pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo as Rocket in a gay porn parody of Marvel’s hit film Guardians of the Galaxy. The scene entitled “I Am Groot” went live on Peter Fever this week, and while it’s a little impromptu and half-assed, it offers up some great inspiration for your own personal role-playing needs (especially if you’re sleeping with someone with terrible conversation skills).
The role of Groot is brought to life by Rico Romero. He fully commits to his character by only uttering those now famous three words—“I am Groot”—but personally, I would have loved if he took it one step further and continued to repeat this while pounding Armond’s perpetually hungry hole. Imagine the part where he shoots his load:
“I AM… Ah, oh, ah-ah-aaah… GROOT!”
– Dewitt
Watch Armond Rizzo and Rico Romero in “I Am Groot” below:
Watch this full scene and similar content now on PETER FEVER.
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Mmmm, these two are so fucking hot together.
Dancing baby Groot is so cute!
Too bad they did not play one of the songs during the movie. LOL
Anything with Armond Rizzo, YES, please!
I mean…Armond Rizzo already has the same hairstyle as Groot, so there ya go.