You know how restaurants and stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policies? Well, I don't know if today's iPhone Wars contestants are wearing shoes, but they've definitely got shirts on. There's just one problem–none of them are wearing pants. I wouldn't kick 'em out of my establishment though! All four of them could stop by, and I'd gladly give them all the "service" they need.
While I'm busy fantasizing about a steamy group sex session with these guys, feel free to let us know which of these guys you'd rather have have one-on-one. No, you can't choose more than one. Only I'm allowed to be that slutty…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Guys With iPhones
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CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
I like them all, but in the end (pun enjoyed but not intended), it’s a tough call between A and D. And no, not just because they’re showing the full monty.
I finally picked A, mostly because he seems a little more “sexy daddy next door” and a little less “hot-bodied gym rat.” Still, wouldn’t mind a three-to-five way with these guys.
A … because you see more of the goods, although it’d be nice if he wasn’t hiding most of his face. D is a close second …
that can just as easily be changed to “ratty daddy next door” and “sexy hot-bodied gym boy”
right?
Oh Dewitt. I can be just as slutty as you.
I’ll have A,B,and D.
While A and D help me out with having sex with B.
Then I’ll take A into another bed leaving B with D.
When everyone is well rested. Do we all go out for a Sunday brunch…
Has to be contestant D … look at those hard nips poking under that shirt! All of them are hot though!
What’s wrong with C???
Dewitt, do you like C?
D, because I LOVE his thighs! I was going with A, but D dragged me into his spell and I’m liking it.
I can’t explain, but I am pulled towards C