
Have you ever fantasized about blowing a police officer to get out of a speeding ticket? Well, you should probably keep that scene in your fantasies, because offering to slobber all over a cop's nightstick has a high chance of getting you in trouble. Male model Nick Snider learned this the hard way, after his suggestion to help Deputy Brian Luetschwager bust a load wound up getting him busted.
Snider was arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct outside of his friend's home in Arkansas. When deputies approached him to make the arrest, he declared, "I am a very famous model." Very famous, indeed! He's appeared as the face of Prada and was named the world's fifth most-successful male model by Forbes in 2008.
But success can't buy you class. While being transported to the police station, Snider did everything he could to make the officers stop the car and release him. This included blurting out, "If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go." Considering that he's a persistent little cocksucker, Snider consistently repeated his offer of sexual favors once they got to the station. Even I've never been drunk enough to do something like this! Maybe he was playing the Manhunt Drinking Game?
- Dewitt
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