HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot. I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him. What’s his name? Does he have a […]
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NOW PRESENTING: The 1,000,000th Time Johnny Rapid Gets Fucked In Prison
Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Flipping Out: Trenton Ducati
Do you need further proof why Trenton Ducati was announced as 2012’s Flip-Fucker of The Year? Look no further than his threesome with Charlie Harding and Kyle King, as seen in Raging Stallion‘s The Woods: Part Two. Mr. Ducati plays a park ranger who’s greeted by […]
Everything Butt: Damian Taylor
Despite having done a pair of scenes for Circle Jerk Boys, Damian Taylor never really caught our attention until his most recent work on Extra Big Dicks. The set-up for this scenario isn’t particularly revolutionary. Joe Parker walks into the room and finds Damian napping […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trey’s Big Ol’ Schlong
Trey‘s a 28 year-old mechanic who’s been married (to a woman) for five years. According to Chaos Men, they’re a very sexually adventurous couple, and she’s been known to play with his hairy pink hole on occasion. Presumably, she’s also okay with the fact that […]
What Would You Do?: Doug Acre
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Doug Acre, if he weren’t too busy fucking people on camera to ever bother getting fucked by me off camera: • Pull him close to me and plant a deep, wet kiss on […]