Eternally youthful gay porn god Chris Rockway has returned (for the 10,000th time) to stick his entirely beautiful penis into beefy bodybuilder Angelo Antonio‘s tight, fuzzy hole. They start off wrestling one another in their briefs, then Chris pins Angelo’s wrists above his head and […]
After telling myself I wouldn’t put myself through this, I’ve gone ahead and collected my personal picks for the one-hundred sexiest men of 2014. The guidelines for this particular countdown were very specific—and a little different from last year—so pay close attention to the following: […]
Last night, I had the pleasure of telling Mr. Devin Totter in person that he topped this year’s list of the best gay porn threesomes. We were both attending the annual Manhunt holiday party, and since I was trying to drink enough beer to have […]
Remember when Chris Rockway played a vampire in Randy Blue‘s 2007 Halloween offering? (Feel free to remind yourself here.) I’ve made a joke in the past that I’m half-convinced he’s some sort of immortal being who never ages, but now I’m not so sure it’s […]
At the risk of delving into hyperbole, I’d venture to say that “The Coach” and “The Coach 2” are two of the greatest scenes in the history of Randy Blue. They’re pretty much gay porn classics. If you haven’t ever jerked off to this threesome […]
You can call me a Grinch, but for the most part, I really loathe the majority of Christmas-themed porn. You can’t just slap Santa hats onto a bunch of muscle jocks and expect me to unleash my (warm, creamy and quite plentiful) holiday spirit onto […]
My dearest, Chris Rockway! You have been enlisted on the roster for pornographic website Randy Blue for approximately 16,000 years now, and it is my opinion that your physical superiority shines even brighter as you mature. I have longed to have you pound me like […]
For reasons I can’t even explain to myself, I’ve made a vow to not blow my load until two big gay porn events on October 23 and October 25. This has been going on since at least Wednesday, and my dick nearly lost it watching […]
Everything is right in the world again! After three round of Kayne Lawton dominating The Ten—and five rounds with the same top three—our search for the “Sexiest Man of The Moment” has finally become interesting again. Ginger sex god Seth Fornea has soared above Kayne, […]
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
