You have to fight for your right to gay marry. Whether you feel that’s an indisputable truth or a harsh and unfair reality is up to you, but our struggle for global equality is a shifting one—albeit a slow shift, but a shift nonetheless (speaking […]
I get a lot of fan mail asking, “Daddy Mayonnaise, have you ever had sex with a woman?” This is a very common question asked of gay men, and the answer, up until last week, was no. The thought had always intrigued me, and it […]
There are no fashion rules. You can wear whatever you want, and sometimes you’ll look like a mess. You want to wear a disgusting pair of distressed jeans with embellished back pockets? You go right ahead. Not your thing? Well, how ‘bout just completely emblazoning […]
Lea Michele’s “Cannonball” is playing. It is just starting to rain outside. I haven’t left my bed for a week. After you’ve closed the door on filthy, no-rules, aggressive sex with a Twitter comedian, you begin to wonder if you can ever truly fly—fly, like […]
I will set the tone for my wildest fantasy: perverted, aggressive, unapologetic fucking with comedian and newly-minted author Rob Delaney. A bit of background for the unfamiliar: he’s straight; he’s married; he’s a feminist and an ally; he is a hilarious comedian; he is body […]
Let’s be honest. When you see these pictures of Boston Red Sox player Mike Napoli shirtless and dousing himself with uncorked champagne, Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out” is playing in your head. And that is happening for two reasons: 1. You desperately want Napoli to […]
Never been to a party? Paris Hilton’s “Good Time”, an instructional guide on how to throw and/or attend a successful fete, has officially launched today (yesterday as a leak, today as a full video). The song, released by Cash Money, is absolutely god-awful terrible, but […]
Hi, friends. Today I am going to talk to you about butch queens, a fairly modern subculture that purports to be neither exclusively masculine, nor exclusively feminine. It is another subculture that aims to be inclusive, but ultimately is exclusive, bedecked in a uniform that […]
Sex is, sadly, increasingly transactional and likened to shopping from the Sears Wish Christmas catalogue. Fellas will list their “preferences” (as I have already discussed) in a casual, l’aissez-faire way to a point of post-racial racism, and the fun does not stop there. You are […]
There are many assurances we make to ourselves: “being gay is great, because we can get married or have a thriving queer community”; “I’m HIV-negative and therefore I am ‘clean’ unlike those POZ guys—sucks to be them!”; and “working out is important because it means […]
